"And I learned something too... Robert Smith kicks ass!"
But I won't regret cause you can grow flowers from where dirt used to be
"Too Weird to Live, too Rare to Die"
I've been told i think about three things....
Use My Facebook Instead: Alco-Holly Ralls
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- Im at Notts Trent Uni (brack campus) studying Zoo Biology (not zoology) and i want to be a Penguin Zoo Keeper :D
- Im currently lay in bed listening to florence and the machine
- I play drums
- I have beethoven sheet music tattoo down my left arm
- My ears are 20mm
- I eat large lumps of cheese (jeff thinks this is weird)
Most Importantly:
- I have a beautiful girlfriend called Jeff (her real names laura bt i think she looks more like a jeff) she also responds to penguin and snotface :p
- She likes to beat me up
- Im forced to watch disney and lisenten to michael buble, if i protest i have to sleep outside, ive already lost 3 toes and a finger due to frost bite from this
- She has stolen my hoodie, despite having the exact same one, as mine has thumb holes n she cant b bothered to cut them into hers :p
- She snores loudly, especially after teapots (dont tell her i put this on here)
- Her angry face make me laugh, as its a bit cute
- She steals time <3
- We have special mild cheese in our fridge for her
- We always seem to try on childrens fancy dress costumes, no matter where we go
- I love her more than anything everrrrrrrrrrr (even more than cheese and cumcumber put together!!
- So dont bother trying
- 15th <3
-P.s She has amazing boobs :p
im named after this lovely lady in breakfast at tiffany's:
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Wait till i make jam, then i'll rock your world