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Dr. Clayton

Bisco in CHICAGO!!!

About Me


I created my own profile using a Beaker, a Bunson Burner, a Graduated Cylinder, and My Safety Googles

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Also Dr. McGuillacutty
Absinthe

Music:

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Movies:

12 Monkeys, 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2001 Maniacs, 28 Days Later, 300, The 5th Element, The 6th Day, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Adaptation, Adventures in Babysitting, Ace Ventura, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Airplane, American Beauty, American History X, American Ninja, American Psycho, An American Werewolf in London, Anchorman, Apocalypse Now, Army of Darkness, Aspen Extreme, Austin Powers in Goldmember, Back To The Future, Bad Santa, Bad Taste, Baseketball, The Basketball Diaries, Basket Case, Batman, Batman and Robin, Batman Begins, Being John Malkovich, Beer Fest, Beverly Hills Ninja, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, The Big Lebowski, Bill and Ted's Bogus and Excellent Adventures, Billy Madison, Bio-Dome, Blade Runner, Blankman, Blow, BMX Bandits, Boogie Nights, Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Burbs, Caddyshack, Casino, Chopper, The City of God, Clerks II, Cliffhanger, Clockwork Orange, Club Dread, Cobra, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, Cool Runnings, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Crippled Masters, Crocodile Dundee, The Crow, Dark City, D.A.R.Y.L., Dawn of the Dead (Both Versions), Day of the Dead, Dazed and Confused, Dead Alive a.k.a Braindead(A Must See), Dead Man, Death Race 2000, Deer Hunter, The Departed, The Descent, Desperado, Destroy All Monsters, Die Hard, Die Hard: With A Vengence, Dirty Work, Doctor Detroit, Dolemite, Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko, Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Drop Dead Fred, Drunken Master, Drunken Wu-Tang, Dumb and Dumber, Easy Rider, Edward Scissorhands, Elf, End of Days, Enter the Dragon, Eraser, Ernest Scared Stupid, Escape From New York, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, Evil Dead II, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Fist of Fury, Fist of the North Star, Flash Gordon, Flight of the Navigator, Footloose, Frankenhooker, Freddy Vs. Jason, Free Willy, Friday The 13th Parts 6 and 8, From Dusk Til Dawn, Full Metal Jacket, Game of Death, Gangs of New York, The Gate, Get Shorty, Ghostbusters I & II, Gladiator(The Boxing Movie), Godfather, Godfather Part II, Goodfellas, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Grandma's Boy, Great Outdoors, Grindhouse(Death Proof, Planet Terror), Groundhog Day, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, Hard to Kill, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Heat, Heathers, Highlander, High Tension, The Hills Have Eyes, Home Alone, Home Alone II: Lost In New York, Hoosiers, Hostel, Howard Stern's Private Parts, The Illusionist, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Inside Man, Jackie Brown, Jacob's Ladder, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Jerk, Jingle All The Way, Joe Dirt, Junior, Jurassic Park III, Karate Kid, KIDS, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Kindergarten Cop, Kinky Kong, Labryinth, Land of the Dead, The Last Action Hero, The Last Boyscout, The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, The Life Aquatic, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Logan's Run, Lord of Illusions, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lost Boys, Lost Highway, MacGyver: The Lost Treasure of Atlantis, MacGyver: Trail To Doomsday, Major League, Mallrats, Menace II Society, Memento, Mighty Ducks, A Mighty Wind, Naked Gun (All 3), Natural Born Killers, The Neverending Story, New Jack City, Night of the Living Dead, Nine Deaths of the Ninja, Ninja Wars, Office Space, Old School, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Orgazmo, Out Cold, Pan's Labryinth, P.C.U., The People Under The Stairs, The People Vs. Larry Flynt, Point Break, Police Academy, Prayer of the Rollerboys, Predator, Predator II, The Prestige, The Princess Bride, Psycho Beach Party, Pulp Fiction, Pumping Iron With Arnold, Punch Drunk Love, Rad, Raging Bull, Raiders of Wu-Tang, Rambo, Ravenous, Raw Deal, Re-Animatior, Red Dawn, Red Heat, Red Sonja, Repo Man, Reservoir Dogs, Return of the Living Dead, Return to Oz, Robocop, Rocky I-IV, Rocky Balboa, Romper Stomper, Ronin, Rounders, Rudy, The Running Man, Rushmore, Sasquatch, Saw, Saving Silvermen, Scarface, Seven, Shaft, Shaun of the Dead, Shaolin Master Killer, Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Shocker, Showgirls, The Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, Ski Patrol, Ski School, Ski Masskaker, Slap Shot, Sleepaway Camp, Sleepy Hollow, Slither, Slumber Party Massacre, Snakes on a Plane, Snatch, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, Spaceballs, Spinal Tap, Starcrash, Stop Making Sense, Story of Ricky, Supa-Fly, Super Troopers, Talladega Nights, Tango & Cash, Team America: World Police, Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles, Teen Wolf, Teen Ghost, Teen Witch, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Terminator 3: The Rise of the Machines, The Terror of Tiny Town (A Western with an all midget cast!), Texas ChainSaw Masacre, Thank You For Smoking, Things To Do In Denver When Your Dead, Thunder in Paradise (Hulk Hogan), Time Bandits, Tombstone, Tommy Boy, Top Gun, Total Recall, Toxic Avenger, Trading Places, Tremors, The Trip, Tron, True Lies, True Romance, Turner and Hooch, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Twins, Un-Dead, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Underworld, Universal Soldier, Uninvited, The Usual Suspects, Vampire Men of the Lost Planet, V for Vendetta, Videodrome, The Wall, The Warriors, Waterboy, Waynes World I and II, Weekend at Bernies II, What About Bob?, Where The Buffalo Roam, White Men Can't Jump, Willow, The Wizard, Wizards, Wolf Creek, Yeah Right, Young Frankenstein, Young Guns II, Zoolander, and (My Personal Favorite) Pirate Hookers From the Future

Television:

None

Heroes:

Richard Dean Anderson

My Blog

New Job

I work for Staples Corporation now. I am a business development associate. So if any of you need an easy button or a some paper clips let me know. Also I caught Bob and Piet showering together, it was...
Posted by Dr. Clayton on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:12:00 PST

MacGyverisms Vol. 1

I'm watching the 3rd season of MacGyver on DVD right now. I've been watching for 26 consecutive hours; due to my recent hallucinations from lack of sleep and Richard Dean Anderson continually blowing ...
Posted by Dr. Clayton on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:13:00 PST