Boobs and glitter |
Friends,It is summer time and it is hot. Babes have less clothes on. That is great!But, my babe has been giving me a hard time lately because I sometimes let my eyes focus on her boobs for a long time...
Posted by TanMan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST |
Discos, nude beaches and illegitimate children |
People have been asking a lot about skipping the Speedini and just "going nude lately." Here is my response:Dance clubs are found wherever there are people. So are nude resorts. On the surface, these ...
Posted by TanMan on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:17:00 PST |
Immature and offensive |
I have been getting hundreds of messages lately.Many of them erroneously claim that my humor is immature, simple and offensive.In response, I've decided to start a thread that really shows my higher l...
Posted by TanMan on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:15:00 PST |
what babes feel like |
If guys want to know what girls feel like sometimes, just try this:Invite your best friends over for pizza. Spend 1-2 hours preparing pizza.Marvel at how much love you are putting into the pizza.Look ...
Posted by TanMan on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST |
Don't Compare |
Comparing apples and pineapples is useless; and sometimes will lead a person to feel insuficient or less tan. My friend Jon is 10 to 23 shades darker than me and looks like a chocolatey/tall Kit-Kat b...
Posted by TanMan on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST |
Picture advice: bend at the knees |
Bending at the waist leaves you particularly vulnerable and unsavory looking.See foto of Colin: Bend at your KNEES. This advice is useful for babes also.See foto of Colin:...
Posted by TanMan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:12:00 PST |
Advice: "strings" |
Each week I am going to blog a piece of advice. This week its about:STRINGSDon't let your strings hang out all over the place. They draw attention directly to your "ron". Unless you want attention on...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST |
Nude for the holidays |
Me and the number one babe decided to turn the heat up this holiday season. and get naked. this picture was taken today.You can tell that I am "pretty" pumped by my face. but if you look real close yo...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST |
number one babe freaks out....punches me in face |
My current number one babe is Brasilian. Brasilian babes get pissed. all the time. Fact. If you are a brasilian babe and you don't get pissed (all the time) and punch boyfriends in the face I want to ...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST |
about Jumping |
If you are at the beach and you want to feel good and score some beach babes you should jump and ask someone to take a picture.I figured this out yesterday. I was getting the number one babe to take s...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST |
