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TanMan

two or three steps ahead of global warming

About Me

I am from Tanmanistan. Facts and figures interest me. Babes excite me. My skin is soft and my hair is too.I don't like penises or getting sucker punched, so if you are thinking about trying to surprise me with either one I respectfully decline.If you want a speedini, click here: Speedini.comI am shorter in real life.

My Interests

Keep it real, holding it down, chilling on the block, being fucking wicked sweet, thinking about babes, touching babes, high fives, surprises and oxygen etc.

I'd like to meet:

Primary babes, secondary babes, guys who dig speedinis too. If you are gay, I will be your friend but please don't send me pictures of your dick. I don't like dicks. At all. Thank you.

Music:

Trina, VanHalen, Rachmaninoff, Antonio Vivaldi.

Movies:

Tanman likes to watch movies that he is in, but there are no moives that Tanman is in. He instead he likes to watch babes on TV.

Television:

I like to watch "the babe shows."

Books:

Tanman is not really good at reading. He did read the picture story book of "Top Gun"

Heroes:

As Tanman I look up to Tanman.

My Blog

Boobs and glitter

Friends,It is summer time and it is hot. Babes have less clothes on. That is great!But, my babe has been giving me a hard time lately because I sometimes let my eyes focus on her boobs for a long time...
Posted by TanMan on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:05:00 PST

Discos, nude beaches and illegitimate children

People have been asking a lot about skipping the Speedini and just "going nude lately." Here is my response:Dance clubs are found wherever there are people. So are nude resorts. On the surface, these ...
Posted by TanMan on Thu, 31 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

Immature and offensive

I have been getting hundreds of messages lately.Many of them erroneously claim that my humor is immature, simple and offensive.In response, I've decided to start a thread that really shows my higher l...
Posted by TanMan on Tue, 22 May 2007 10:15:00 PST

what babes feel like

If guys want to know what girls feel like sometimes, just try this:Invite your best friends over for pizza. Spend 1-2 hours preparing pizza.Marvel at how much love you are putting into the pizza.Look ...
Posted by TanMan on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:50:00 PST

Don't Compare

Comparing apples and pineapples is useless; and sometimes will lead a person to feel insuficient or less tan. My friend Jon is 10 to 23 shades darker than me and looks like a chocolatey/tall Kit-Kat b...
Posted by TanMan on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:46:00 PST

Picture advice: bend at the knees

Bending at the waist leaves you particularly vulnerable and unsavory looking.See foto of Colin: Bend at your KNEES. This advice is useful for babes also.See foto of Colin:...
Posted by TanMan on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:12:00 PST

Advice: "strings"

Each week I am going to blog a piece of advice. This week its about:STRINGSDon't let your strings hang out all over the place. They draw attention directly to your "ron". Unless you want attention on...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 05:34:00 PST

Nude for the holidays

Me and the number one babe decided to turn the heat up this holiday season. and get naked. this picture was taken today.You can tell that I am "pretty" pumped by my face. but if you look real close yo...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

number one babe freaks out....punches me in face

My current number one babe is Brasilian. Brasilian babes get pissed. all the time. Fact. If you are a brasilian babe and you don't get pissed (all the time) and punch boyfriends in the face I want to ...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:43:00 PST

about Jumping

If you are at the beach and you want to feel good and score some beach babes you should jump and ask someone to take a picture.I figured this out yesterday. I was getting the number one babe to take s...
Posted by TanMan on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:31:00 PST