To quote a very wise man,
"Yrn dsh brn, dr ritt d gitt dr gue,
Orn dsh, dee brn dsh, d umn brk! brk! brk!"
Also:
Wi nt trei a hliday in Sweden this yr?
See the lveli lakes
The wndrful telephne system
And mny interesting furry animals
Including the majestik mse
A mse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials n the mse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian mvies: "The Ht Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mlars of Horst Nordfink"...
More?
LANCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LANCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LANCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a Knight to try and sample as much
peril as I can.
LANCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LANCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: I bet you're gay!
LANCELOT: No I'm not!
And even MORE!
Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,
saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou
mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord
did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and
carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and
fruit bats, and large --"
... ahem, skipping ahead...
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
Amen.
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