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About Me

The Karaoke Bastards consist of these "cool cats";Trunkboy - the lead singer/ trianglist, sex symbol for people who aren't fussy, the superstar of the band (in his mind), and a bad-ass ghetto biatch, now runteldat!
Jam - the lead guitarist with a bleak outlook on life and an evil stuffed monkey.
The only other person associated with these two is the photographer......
George Capone - a wannabe gangster, he provides the "chum" quota amongst other things, pictures. He has a knack for taking pics and talking utter gibberish.
Obviously like all bands, it's likely that the line-up will change, but the lyrics and humour will stay the same, check us out, you never know, you may even like one of the songs! below are the other people associated with our glorious band:
Carlos created the band, if it wasn't for his karaoke's the Karaoke Bastards wouldn't exist, we were thrilled when he decided to manage us all!
Rox is our technical operative, she helps us keep our profile semi-readable. Without her our profile would look much worse!
Martin is our "roadie" he follows us everywhere and is often found outside our hq throwing stones at our windows, no-one knows why he does this!
Backstage Betty - our groupie, she/ he, (we haven't found out yet & we don't really mind), is our little "love-toy", this "Backstage Betty" always "helps" alleviate the stress in the group with ways only a goat can!
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My Interests

making nois......um, I mean music. Each band member has different interests, which are as follows;

Jam - jabbing things in his eyes, drawing, shrewology and the evil monkey.

Trunkboy - singing in a diva-stylee, comedy, posing, licking cockroaches, masturbating and stalking various people, (see all versions of "Wrong Love").

George Capone - taking photo's, Ebay, hats, more hats, being chummy, suits, sitting around in his pants and using the word "dapper"

I'd like to meet:

groupies, back-stage betties, people who like us, people who hate us, random nutters, and generally anyone else in the whole entire world. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

we are extremely unique, but if we were to compare ourselves to one band, we wouldn't, so fuck off you slug-flap!

Movies:

Ren the Movie, Chickenman, Evil Bunnies, and, (to a much lesser extent), Toyfellas.

Television:

Anglia news, it's a hilariously funny local news show......which is very shit, and the bloke who presents it has plastic hair, ("I want to lick it" - Trunkboy).

Books:

Trunkboy - a drink with Shane Macgowan, the complete works of Oscar Wilde and the Dandy.

Jam - The Trial, Human, all to human and the Encyclopedia of serial killers.

George Capone - Gangster books, Bunty annuals, Mein Kampf, (probably).

Heroes:

well, here's our heroes;

Trunkboy - Ravishing Rick Rude, James P. Sullivan (where's my bloody boingy), Tom Jones, Shane Macgowan, Robert Powell, Robert Goulet and Gabriel Gorski.

Jam - Jeffrey Dahmer, Friedriech Nietzsche, The evil monkey.

George Capone - Al Capone, Babyface Nelson, the Krays, Trunkboy and Bobby Davro.

My Blog

If we arranged a gig, who would come along?

Right, here's a simple blog with a simple question from a simple person, mainly me, (Trunkboy). The Karaoke Bastards have been going "stale" as of late, for a variety of reasons, a lot of things have ...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST

New album out soon!

We've been working on a new album, which, according to Jam, will be better than the first one, (quite a claim!). Obviously it's in the developing stage at the moment, (we haven't even begun recording,...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

Check out this video: Bazza News - Bazza interviews the Karaoke Bastards

Bazza News - Bazza interviews the Karaoke Bastards Add to My Profile | More VideosIt was a good interview and we believe we got a lot of things off of our chests.........
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

True or False Quiz - the most correct answers wins prize!

This is a true or false quiz about the Karaoke Bastards. The person with the most correct answers wins a mystery prize, it will be a good prize, so you may as well enter, we even have "runner-up" priz...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Fri, 18 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

The Karaoke Bastards Quiz - win a prize!

Ok, simple rules for this quiz. The person who gets the most correct answers wins a prize! There are bonus points awarded for exact correct answers, so make sure to give full answers, lol! All of the ...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

Survey, just for fun, go on, fill it in!

The Karaoke Bastards Past & Present Line- Up Fun Survey! Please just fill in your answers for us, we will be very grateful and comment you straight back, go on, it's fun! Here's who this survey i...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Fri, 18 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

The Karaoke Bastards Reshuffle!

Hi everyone, ok, so a few things have changed within our band, so instead of doing this in a professional way, we've decided just to type the main changes below, enjoy! * The Karaoke Bastards are now...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

Karaoke Bastards - The Documentary on DVD!

Hello everyone, thanks to everyone so far who has sent us messages, comments, pic comments and entered out competitions, we really appreciate it, thanks! We would like to announce that the dvd of "...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 05:30:00 PST

Problem Page

Hello there, we, the Karaoke Bastards, would like to offer you our help in any matter you want help with, so this is now our official problem page. Ask us any question you want to, and we will tr...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 12:06:00 PST

the first album!!!!!!!!!

The very first album of the Karaoke Bastards is now on sale, either directly from this page or from your local participating music dealer, (highly unlikely). The album is the early work of our band, i...
Posted by The Karaoke Bastards on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST