I live with Russ and although I love him with all my heart and he is a very sweet and caring man to me and my dogs, there is something frighteningly wrong with his asshole. Everytime he goes to the bathroom, he leaves shit stains on the back of the toilet. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? AND HE NEVER CLEANS IT UP! He says its too gross.I dont think you can do that on purpose. I think his butthole is crooked and shoots the shit out of his ass in a really fucked up direction.
I want him to have surgery.
My Interests
Toilets with no shit stains.
I'd like to meet:
Someone to clean up Russ' shit stains.
Movies:
"Shit-stainless In Seattle"
Books:
"Removing Shit Stains For Dummies"
Heroes:
Clorox Toilet Bowl Cleaner with bleach
My Blog
Selling my things
Russ is making me sell some of my things ( ) to get caught up on my bills. I'll have them posted on either Ebay or the hootyhoot site that he uses. They should be up for auction in a day or two ... Posted by Amy on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:52:00 PST
