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The Mortician

JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD!!

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile GeneratorMONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSClick the link and head on over to join the Mortician.You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!GO VISIT THESE GUYS - YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!!!

My Interests

JOIN THE ORIGINAL 'ARMY OF THE UNDEAD' MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSJOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD SIMPLY SEND YOUR EMAIL TO MONNY'S MORTUARY DIRECTLY ([email protected]) AND YOU WILL BE SENT A SHORT QUESTIONAIRE TO FILL IN FOR THE DETAILS ON YOUR PERSONAL DEATH CERTIFICATE.DON'T DELAY - DIE TODAY!!!*****ALL NEW ARMY OF THE UNDEAD MEMBERSHIPS.*****These stunning new items will consist of A ZOMBIE PORTRAIT A PERSONAL DEATH CERTIFICATE A MONNY'S MORTUARY TOE TAG A ZOMBIE ID CARD ******PLUS******* A PERSONAL ENROLLMENT FORM A PERSONAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD T-SHIRT!!!Each t-shirt has your very own zombie image in the gunsite and an individual rank and serial number. All recruits will start at Private Ranking. Then following a years service the option to relist at the next rank in the army (lieutenant, etc.) First years membership will be around £30 / $60. The following year will be at a considerable discount. Contact The Mortician with questions and comments.Visit www.monnysmortuary.com for all your macabre needsYou'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!

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Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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Free PC GamesClick the link and head on over to join the Mortician.You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!

Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

BECOME IMMORTAL

HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME IMMORTAL.MONNY'S MORTUARY IS SOON TO BE LAUNCHING A HORROR THEMED ZOMBIE COMIC BOOK AND WEBSITE AND WE ARE GIVING ONE LUCKY FIEND THE CHANCE TO BE IMMORTALISED IN IT.HOWEV...
Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST

WANNA BE A ZOMBIE FRIEND?

Click the link and head on over to join the Mortician. http://zombiefriends.com You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!...
Posted by The Mortician on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE

The useless assholes at myspace have finally sorted the problems they were having and got my account up and running again. However for me this is too little too late. 6 days of sending emails and NOT ...
Posted by The Mortician on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

ZOMBIE IMAGE REQUESTS

OK HERE'S THE BREAKDOWN ON HOW IT WORKS IF YOU WANT A ZOMBIE IMAGE. IT'S COMPLETELY FREE. YOU ONLY PAY IF YOU WANNA JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD AS A FULL MEMBER. 1. SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST. 2. SEND M...
Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST

DON'T DELAY - DIE TODAY

JOIN THE ORIGINAL 'ARMY OF THE UNDEAD'I HAVE BEEN TO THE PRINTERS TODAY AND WE HAVE THE ALL CLEAR ON THE PERSONAL ZOMBIE T-SHIRTS!SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD ON JULY 1ST THEN YOU NEE...
Posted by The Mortician on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:10:00 PST

JOIN THE 'ORIGINAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD'

Monny's Mortuary has some amazing new goodies coming as part of our new website launch JULY 1st (put it on your calenders) Probably the most anticipated of these will be the -*****ALL NEW ARMY OF THE...
Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:53:00 PST