Playing with dolls, motorcycle sidecars, stinking up the couch.
People who I can control and exploit for food. People to take me for a walk and play stick with me. Chickens. Other beautiful people like me. Some one who will buy me a monkey.
Cujo, The air bud series, The doberman gang, My dog skip makes me wanna kill Frankis Muniz...
The view, Caliente I used to looooove Club MTV!
Hmmm.... I can't read.
Buy me a monkey dammit! And you can be my hero.