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Eddie Money

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About Me

Radiant, terribly sexy and frightfully groovy. I like sleeping and pooping mostly, but nothing beats a good ass scratchy! I like meeting other dogs and kickin the crap right out of them. I don't really like vegetables unless they are covered in sauce, and you have to play with me. You have no choice. Ooh, I fucking love warm tortillas!MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

Playing with dolls, motorcycle sidecars, stinking up the couch.

I'd like to meet:

People who I can control and exploit for food. People to take me for a walk and play stick with me. Chickens. Other beautiful people like me. Some one who will buy me a monkey.

Movies:

Cujo, The air bud series, The doberman gang, My dog skip makes me wanna kill Frankis Muniz...

Television:

The view, Caliente I used to looooove Club MTV!

Books:

Hmmm.... I can't read.

Heroes:

Buy me a monkey dammit! And you can be my hero.

My Blog

Pets Application

So, what the fuck. Its bad enough I get second class status as a citizen because I'm female but now I have to put up with this shit where people post comments saying they bought me as a pet. Seriously...
Posted by Eddie Money on Wed, 14 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

The dragon...

Oooooh. Eddie Money's breath is kickin!Lets give it a try. One time! UH! Two times! UH UH!Three times! UH UH UH!Sometimes! UH........ UH.......................UH!Yeeeeaaaaah thats fun-kay.Ima get me a...
Posted by Eddie Money on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:35:00 PST

Up to my nipples with this shit!

Ok. Thanks to everyone for all the sweet comments. Eddie Money approves.Now I gotta air out some grievences so pass the aluminum pole. I don't know whats up with my pack. The old guy is constantly yel...
Posted by Eddie Money on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:25:00 PST

Mother Fucker

Christmas came and went and not a single one of you motherfuckers bought me a monkey?! Eddie Money does not approve.Keep one thing in mind, Eddie Money can produce a lot of doo doo. Though I can't per...
Posted by Eddie Money on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 01:39:00 PST