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Myspace Codes & Myspace LayoutsA lil about me. As a kid, I went through more shit than the average 40 man. Hence forth, nowadays, I JUST DON;T GIVE A SHIT. Sounds cold? Oh well. You came into this life by yourself, you'll leave this life by yourself. All else in the middle are simple fucking details you have to learn to work out or leave em alone. Can't get more simpler than that. I'se married now so I can't get down like I used to music layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com love / music / movies / frazyI decided to change this lil' section of mine because of a memo I found the females copying and circulating throughout my place of employment. This is a FUCKIN' 101 step by muthafuckin' step, lesson as how to feel like da man in bed, after you made her come a few times. This ain't no quicky, shit, neither! This is meant for a minimum of a 2 hour session wit yo lady. This note is mainly for the fellas. Feel free to take a moment and jot down some of this shit, because if yo woman don't come in a 2 hour session, YOU AIN'T DOIN' SHIT! Fuckin 101: You don't necessarily, always, have to start with eatin' her out, to get shit started. 1st: Your fingers. Use the middle digit of your writing hand, with help from your pointer. ALways use the padded middle of the finger but make sure you already have cut and cleaned yo fuckin' nails. If you scratch her, feel free to pull out the lil' black book to call the next chick. 2nd: Find out what her motion of choice is-either lil' cirlces or up and down flicks. Pay attention, Muthafucka, to the nonverbal clues like gyrating or tensing. Lubrication is important right now. If you ain't gettin' no occasional drips, grab da oil (not Wesson or Crisco, Jackass), some lube or even a lil' spit, in a clinch, ain't bad, either. If yo dumbass, spits in her face, she got all rights to call her bruthas, to bust yo ass! Now , while continuing with her stroke of choice, broaden your touch by using a lil' mo' hand. Add a bit more pressure until you bring her to climax. Don't put your whole, damned, arm into the shit. Just a lil' bit mo is cool. What? She still ain't feelin' yo vibe? You know da chick got a vibrator in that muthafucka, somewhere. If she don't, don't hit da bodega for some mo' ribbed condoms N malt liquor. Take yo ass to the spot. You know where dat shit is. Its the same place you got da porno DVDs. For you bruthas in Nassau County, hit up Westbury. Anyway, rub the vibrator up N down along her entire private part, SLOWLY. Use light pressure N a low setting. Don't be shy. You gotta hold that joint firmly for HER. Make sure you hold the toy for a few before you put it up kin there. She ain't gonna feel no cold shit just like she don't want no cold dick. Now, throw on some Luther, mixed with some R&B jazz to drown the buzzin' sound and ask her if she wants the vibrator turned up or down. Focus all your attention on the clit. As she gets more into it, start makin' longer strokes from her clit to her G-spot N back. Now, its time to put yo' tongue in it. To make it EZ, just write the alphabet with your tongue using the tip of your tongue to the middle of your tongue. Take a slight break to massage the clit wit your tongue. Suck dat sombitch like a Tic Tac. Now get back to the alphabet but now hold the lips open with 2 fingers on each hand for best action. When she gets close to cummin' use your fingers to rub her G-spot. Now...ITS FUCKIN TIME! 1st rub your Jones around the entire pussy using only the head of your joint. Go slow. Next, As she gets more N more excited, add longer thrusts. Don't forget to be rubbin' the clit while you fuckin' her (while she's on her back). Just hittin' that, ain't gonna make her feel any better and may make her tell her friends 'bout the fucked up dick she got last night, N who she was fuckin'. You know how women talk. Using short thrusts, grab hold of the base of your dick and press upwards, so there is more pressure on her G-spot. Continue with short thrusts gradually getting faster and faster. STOP. Take a sip of brew N eat some pussy one-mo-gain. A lil' tease in bed, ain't a bad thang. Now turn dat ass around for the doggy style fuck. Now you can hit that ass with a passion. Yes. The louder she screams and moans the more you like to hear it. She will let you know when she's cummin'. "I'm cummin'! I'm cummin'!". If you want to cum with her, go ahead. If not, simply get to munchin' on the clit one-mo-gain' until she climaxes. Keep in mind she may say no and tell yo ass to keep fuckin' her. Now is when you start thinkin' 'bout the game, the car, if you turned the stove off or just anything to get your mind off of cummin'. If she has came at least 3 times, now is a good time to get yours! Do a different position. You can find the illustrations on the front of my page. By the by...to find the G-spot, simply insert 2 fingers into the vaginal cavity, palm up, 2 inches (to your second knuckle). If she came several times, throughout all this shit, you da man!