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scott

About Me

I compete in underground illegal karate matches. I don't do it for money. I do it to avenge the death of my brother.

My Interests

Varsity Hot-tubbing, Professional Baby-making, Denial

I'd like to meet:

10 Things I Want in a Lady 1. Liberal 2. A great ass 3. Insanely argumentative 4. Unique Style 5. Brilliance 6. 2 Boobs 7. Isnt a whore to pop-culture 8. Likes climbing trees drunk 9. Completely Extraverted 10. A.D.D. or some cool learning disorder

Music:

Dub Step, Purple Draank, Talking Heads, Boards of Canada, Automator, Alpha Blondy, Bjork

Movies:

Fletch, Girls Gone Wild Doggystyle, Side-Out

Television:

Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Mr. Show, Tom & Jerry, Jeopardy, Heroes, Shark,

Books:

Anything by Brett Easton Ellis, Mark Bowden, Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

Robert Downey Jr.

My Blog

Non-Non-Violent Fashion Protest

People I want to Punch in the face because of what they are wearing, by Scott Kaplan, 1. Dipshits who wear those army baseball caps. (If it actually says Von Dutch on it, I also want to shit on thei...
Posted by scott on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 12:36:00 PST

out of commission...

I had spinal surgery on Tuesday, so I'm going to be laid out for 3-6 weeks
Posted by scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

STORY ABOUT " HAMMER"

True Story from tonight: I'm hungry at 10 p.m, and I want to eat something remotely healthy so I go to subway for a turkey sub. I eat it there (get it toasted, its good), and then This M&M cookie be...
Posted by scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NEW RUMINATIONS!!

*IS it socialization or a weak gene pool that drives women to get fake boobs and men to BE fake boobs *Am I alone in thinking that frosted tips make guys look gay... or Canadian? *Top 10 pop-hit...
Posted by scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fake BoobsReal life transcripts of life in Scottsdale!!

*People here are RETARDS (No offense to those who have genuine mental handicaps... in fact congratulations for succesfully operating a computer!!) TRUE STORIES(reasons why I will probably end up ge...
Posted by scott on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST