partying, getting awesome, road tripping, getting bio, being a nerd, shock and awe, deny and delay, also enhancing my up, lightning-thunder-brimstone-fire, being the best i can be, supporting your buzz, going up (to canada or mars), and oh yeah!...champagne for the real friends and real pain for the sham friends!!...or fuck it , whatever, CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE, MAN!!!!!
I'd like to meet:
partiers, rockers, good times people...i don't know: who
DO i want to meet...a dinosaur?
are you that dinosaur? or maybe you know a robot that hangs out with that dinosaur? it would also be so friggin amazing if they were then good friends with a dragon of some sort, maybe it can be purple and sacking a castle or something and then it could be a bong that I would smoke sweet sativa out of. what would be even cooler, tho, would be if that purple dragon bong was handed to me by a rock 'n' roll girl that i could travel the world with and she would be my only obsession because: "sometimes i think life is just a rodeo, where the trick is to ride and make it to the bell!! hey lets go, all over the world!!" also, she would want to sit in the middle spot of the bench seat in the truck so she could be right next to me and we would be so awesome!!
so, are you that dinosaur?
or... Ill settle for Jessica Valenti.
Music:
the boss, stacey q, neil young, tennessee ernie ford, fogerty, (really anything that takes the thunder from the mountain and the lightning from the sky), gotan project, manu chao, pat benatar, george jones, orbison, merle haggard, bob dylan, johnny cash, nena, madonna, ramones, loretta lynn, jimmy buffet, tanya tucker, television, sham 69, men at work, rod stewart, huey lewis (the news too), the boss, phil collins, the cars, antisect, amebix, party cannon, eaglebreeze, cheap time, episode....and YOUR band if you have one(keep on rockin', dude!)
Movies:
american psycho, silence of the lambs, valley girl, gummo, and dr. zhivago (but i also want to star in a film where i am a turn of the last century irish boxer. one shot is all i need!) big lebowski, l'avventura, david gale, that boss special of a live show in london during the born to run tour. and maybe even some arthouse shiite like koyannisqatsi or broken trail.
Television:
simpsons, bbc world news, jim lehrer's news report thing, stephen colbert, and mr. show. thats pretty much it, except for constant news flashes from al-jazeera.
Books:
dharma bums, to kill a mockingbird, carnegie's guides, the hungry caterpillar, louis l'amour books, songs of the doomed, robert's rules of order, soccer in sun and shadow, american psycho, memorias postumas de bras cubas, (i mean really anything by Machado- so good, right?*), and anything aristocratically sarcastic by Ortega y Gasset (dontcha just love him?*), fear and loathing on the campaign trail, kingdom of fear, hodges harbrace college handbook, guns germs and steel, peddling prosperity, pop internationalism, the elements of style.
Jon Sewell: The First Quarter-Century (vanity press coming in nov. 06)
*really tho, if you cant sense the tone, im stunned- truly stunned. not to say i dont like those guys, but come on, get yr fkkn head in the game here, man.
Heroes:
hunter s. thompson. cyndi lauper. paul krugman. pj o'rourke. stephen colbert. andrew jackson.
and as cheesy as it sounds my fkkn grandfather, because hey who doesnt love a fkkn old italian arkansan farmer who built a small business empire and refused to marry his girlfriend of a decade, despite the fact that shes was 30 yrs his junior, man!! hell i didnt know whether to call her aunt or granny- she's like my moms age. i mean seriously, the first time i saw 4k in CAYSH, it blew my mind, but i guess thats what cows are worth- if you ever wanna visit the farm, just let me know. seriously, i will party with anyone out there, provided you dont suck...
