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ROWENA PIRATE

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About Me

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My Interests

well, yesterday i had rather an exciting day. i spent my time trying to cross breed a llama with a chicken. i ended up with a llicken. also i taught my grandchildren how to polka. i was quite the dancer back in the day before my legs were amputated. I also produce rather exquisite home videos, portraying me and my llamas in some of our most intimate moments, i have had many offers from television stations attempting to buy the rights for these films. However, at this moment in time viewing privilages are only available to my nearest and dearest in exchange for sex or pineapples. Lately i have been perfecting my erotic novel for children aged 7-10. It is named "Karl and Leslie's Grand Day Out" and is not for the feint of heart! Also, i like to bathe in the moat.

I'd like to meet:

The Treadgolds©

Music:

I enjoy Country and Western. however my grand-son recently introduced me to death metal, and now i "mosh" on a regular basis (about twice daily in my bathroom). I am also partial to some Techno reggae in my basement, but only when i'm in particular moods.

Movies:

Garden State.Fried Green Tomatoes At The Whistle Stop Cafe.What's Eating Gilbert Grape.I Capture The Castle.Benny and Joon.Big Nothing.

Television:

Spaced.Scrubs.QI.Drake & Josh.Smack The Pony.Mighty Boosh.The ORIGINAL (non-cartoon) version of The Lion The Witch And The Wardrobe.Black Books.

Books:

The Amazing Adventures Of Kavalier And Clay.Confederacy Of Dunces.The Very Hungry Caterpillar.I Capture The Castle.Catch 22.On The Road.The Tales Of The City.The Summer Book.The Unthinkable Thoughts Of Jacob Green.

Heroes:

Howie from the old style Really Wild Show.

My Blog

Grapists

There has been a serious outbreak of grapes in our area. we feel it our moral obligation to inform you of the dangers this can bring. They are: Severe rashes Memory Loss  talking in high english...
Posted by ROTAM PUROS on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 07:53:00 PST