Hello. Welcome to my social life. I enjoy playing ice hockey, riding any available roller coaster (be it theme park or emotional), my job, stories about ghosts, skiing Purgatory and reminiscing on 70s and 80s dreck. Raising my kid is the greatest joy of my life and by far the most entertaining thing I do.
So, why must it be STRAIGHT EDGE? For those of us who have figured out that extremism is a pain in the ass, I invite you to my NEW movement, SERRATED EDGE. Listen to the music you want to, smoke every now and again, have a beer, get laid, go to church, like your parents, have kids and live in the suburbs...it's all good:
This is tattooed on my body somewhere:
Here's what Spock was up to on the Genesis planet before they picked him back up:
This is just...bizarre...
The following is the Edward Gorey death I will die. Join me?
"You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat."
What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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...and this is the gloomy rock star I am:
Morrissey. "And I'm still waiting to be chosen for the swimming team!"
What gloomy rock musician are you?
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What type of hockey player are you?
Finesse
(Yeah, that's me on the ice. Finesse.)
You have a crafty skill, and you avoid physical play with your slick moves and speed. Everything you do is flashy and clean.
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Your Aura is Blue
Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.
You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.
Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.
What Color Is Your Aura?
You Were a Lynx
You are a great knower and keeper of secrets.
A bit psychic, you can bring out hidden truths.
What Animal Were You In a Past Life?
Now I'm allergic to my past self.
This could not be more appropriate:
Your Stripper Song Is
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
"You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I?ve got no
Soul to tell"
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
What Song Should You Strip To?
Shoes.
So THIS was the fate of Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem...
My new obsession - 70s kitsch (it was all kitsch) commercials!
I believe Mr. Cook would appreciate this one:
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We used to get a sheet of these stickers at the beginning of the school year. Needless to say, Mr Yuk ended up in places he wasn't intented to...
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Well, Koolaid is cool enough to get two props.
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
Philadelphia
The Inland North
The South
The Northeast
The West
Boston
North Central
What American accent do you have?
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