Arthur

There's alot to know about me. After reading this you'll pretty much know everything there is to know about anything. I like to listen to the electric slide song over and over while I lay in my bed, I keep it on repeat. I like to squeeze candy bars and other delicious treats that haven't been bought yet so that they are ruined without notice, the thought of somebody craving a kitkat bar and then opening it to find that it has been smashed into little pieces makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. I actually have goosebumps right now just typing about it. When I go to walmart I walk straight to the candle aisle and press the button on that music box so I can enjoy the sounds of aerobics music and ocean waves crashing on the shore. I think the chicken dance is the only way to dance. I D.A.R.E. to be drug free because it's the only way to be. I drink lots of protein shakes and eat lots of tuna and drink lots of water and take plenty of vitamins and lift loads of weight, it's fun. I sleep butt ass naked even during the winter, just because I can. I can't swim at all. I sink, but that's only because I have a body carved from stone. Sometimes I look like a G.I. Joe other times I resemble your father. If your old and power walking, actually if your old and outside and I'm driving by and I see you I'll yell at you. Probably something obscene. So if your grandparents live in Jacksonville and complain about being called something terrible, it was me. I'm 100 percent sure it was. Even if it wasn't, it still was. I dream about zombies coming after me at least once a week (I say dream and not nightmare because it would be so much fun if it really happened and I could go on a zombie killing rampage), I practically live in the gym, I have the greatest girlfriend in the world. Oh and before I forget I LOVE to I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4