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About Me

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I'm taking my valuable time writing a short biography, so what does that tell you about me?OK, I'm 18, I'm called David, Dave, or just plain ol' "you there, in the bushes, with the telescope!" I have brown hair, green eyes, and of course, a trademark wry smile.Hero, villain, world-weary cynic, toaster pastry, one of those fancy tables that has drawers in it - I am all these and more, and for a very reasonable, mail-order exlusive price, can be all yours! Do I come with batteries and a year's free warranty? You're damn right I do!Sarcasm is, for me, a way of life. If it's not sarcastic, I couldn't care less. Apparently I'm secretly loveable, and hey, I'm not going to discourage any rumours like that . . .At the moment, I go to SEEVIC College. What I study there will probably sound so boring that if I put it down on here, you'd probably fall asleep, and then hit the "Backspace" button on your browser . . . and then you might end up on all sorts of colourful websites from your browser history. Yes, I am talking to you. And you. Even you, Tiny Tim!
Some say I need help. I say "Spoons!"
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One Hot Minute
Californication
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1. What time did you get up this morning? About 7am, for college.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Depends. If you want me to really love you, it has to be diamonds. But I'm not fussy...
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Rush Hour 3.
4. What is your favourite TV show? Scrubs. For he obvious reasons =]
5. What did you have for breakfast? Some sort of cereal.
6. What is your middle name? Mark.
7. What is your favourite cuisine? Hmm. I suppose, Indian food's always nice.
8. What foods do you dislike? Carrots, raisins, tomatoes ('cause they're too sweet).
9. What is your favourite crisp/chip flavour? Salt and vinegar - the choice of a real man.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Libertad by Velvet Revolver.
11. What kind of vehicle do you drive? Feet. Nobody would ever let me behind the wheel of a car. I'd be a danger to myself most of all, with all the clumsiness.
12. Favourite sandwich? Corned beef and mustard. Probably.
13. What characteristics do you despise? Sarcasm, arrogance. The usual.
14. Favourite item of clothing? A black shirt.
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? The centre of the Earth. Wouldn't you be curious too?
16. What colour is your bathroom? It's a light-blue tiled colour.
17. What colour pants are you wearing? I think they're black. Yep, black.
18. Where would you retire to? Retire? I'll probably be working right up until the day I die...
19. Favourite time of the day? Night-time (I'm nocturnal).
20. What was your most memorable birthday? Probably one of the ones where I wasn't ill (which I almost always am on my birthday). More likely one of the ones where I was ill. But the 18th is coming up, and they say that's supposed to be some kind of "landmark"...
21. Where were you born? Essex - joke all you like (I normally do), but it has its charms.
22. What's the last thing you ate? Dinner. It was nice.
23. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Red. Everyone loves red, right?
24. Favourite flower? Venus flytrap.
25. What fabric detergent do you use? Umm . . . soap? I don't know . . .
26. Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
27. Do you wish on stars? No stars around Wickford.
28. What is your shoe size? 10ish, I think.
29. Do you have any pets? No, not these days.
30. Last person you talked to on the phone? Barry, who kindly told me that my work uniform meant he could never give me a lift to karate again lol =p
31. What did you want to be when you were little? An actor. Would've been quite cool actually. But I left that dream behind.
32. What are you meant to be doing now? Breathing. But why let rules drag me down?
33. What do you first notice about someone? A smile. Smiles are the best thing ever.
34. Siblings? Yes. A brother.
35. What was your favourite toy as a child? I'm going to have to say one of the Power Rangers. Possibly the red one, actually. But I think that one fell apart (or I took it apart to see how it worked).
36. Summer or Winter? Summer. No excuse needed. Or I'm too lazy to think of one. Actually, I'm not - it's probably because of summer 2006, which I quite enjoyed, and miss. Because after that, we all grew up and went our separate ways. Except the ones that didn't.
37. Hugs Or Kisses? Go on then.
38. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate.
39. Who is most likely to respond? To what? This? I'm not sending it on, you fool. That'd be stupid.
40. Who is least likely to respond? Everyone . . . since I WILL NOT BE SENDING THIS ON.
41. Living arrangements? I am allowed to live.
42. When was the last time you cried? Cried? You must be mistaken. It's against my beliefs.
43. What is under your bed? Books, old stuff I never use anymore, my revision stuff, a stalker, the list is endless.
44. How many countries have you visited? Two. France and America.
45. In how many cities have you lived? Just this little town, and believe me, it's not big enough for the both of us.
46. Favourite movie(s) of all time? I don't know. There are lots of films I've seen. I don't care at this point in the quiz anyway.
47. Mountains or beaches? Beaches (there's less distance to fall).
48. The current friend you've known the longest? I'm sorry Michael, since I actually found this quiz on your site, but it's Neil, who I've known for about 12 years now...
49. Full names of your kids? KIDS!? Oh God! Oh God . . . oh, I thought you'd found out. Well, I don't know. I think any name after the name "Wilkins" sounds silly unless it's the name of someone in my family already. So I'd be stuck with only a few choices.
50. Usual bedtime? Whenever I feel like it.
You Are 88% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?
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My Interests

I've been practising karate for 8 years. I'd recommend it to everyone, seriously. It's a good thing to do. I'm learning to play the guitar.

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I'd like to meet:

Anthony Kiedis. 23 years on and still singing (well, he didn't used to "sing", but the Chili Peppers rule anyway). Also John Frusciante, and Dave Grohl. But most importantly of all - John C. McGinley!

Which Scrubs Character Are You?
You're Doctor Cox!
Sarcastic and cynical, but deep down we know you care.
Sometimes it's ok to let that show.
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You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

83%

Maximus

71%

Neo, the "One"

67%

Captain Jack Sparrow

54%

Indiana Jones

54%

Lara Croft

50%

The Terminator

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%

William Wallace

42%

James Bond, Agent 007

42%

El Zorro

38%
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter

85%

Jigsaw

65%

Pinhead

60%

Freddy Krueger

55%

Candyman

55%

Leatherface

50%

Captain Spaulding

50%

Jason Voorhees

40%

Buffalo Bill

30%

Michael Myers

15%
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Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers Foo Fighters Muse System Of A Down The Who Sex Pistols David Bowie Queen Van Halen Wolfmother John Frusciante The Clash R.E.M. Metallica Nickelback Dream Theater Velvet Revolver Pantera Coheed And Cambria And so on.

You Are a Glam Rocker!
You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self.
No doubt, you are all about making good music...
But what really gets you going is having an over the top show.
Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Your Taste in Music:
Classic Rock: High Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Gotta be comedy. Action. You know, the usual "guy" stuff.

The Movie Of Your Life Is Film Noir
So what if you're a little nihilistic at times?
Life with meaning is highly over-rated.

Your best movie matches: Sin City, L. A. Confidential, Blade Runner If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Television:

Is that the black box in the centre of the room? OK, uhh, comedy again - Scrubs (because I am Doctor Cox himself), and Friends (because, of course, I am Chandler himself). If it's funny, I'm probably watching it.

Books:

Stephen King's good. Tom Clancy too. At the moment, I'm reading horror, Stephen King, Dean Koontz, are the main ones, I guess. And of course, Lord Of The Rings - a book that everyone should read. Instead of just watching the film. Although the film was good. At the moment, I'm also reading some stuff by John Steinbeck, and he seems pretty good so far.
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You are Roland! As the last Gunslinger, you have a courageous and steadfast nature, and are unswerving in your actions. Because you act calmly in the face of danger, people like to to have you as an ally. However, you can be cold when it comes to human contact, and have betrayed your friends in the past for your own needs, and need to learn how to love others, or you will become just as heartless as the forces you are trying to fight! Try lightening up a bit.
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Heroes:

Spiderman! Well, not any more, but I used to watch it when I was a child. Something tells me I misunderstood the question.
You are 33% normal

You not normal. In fact, you are a weirdo. Although you still have the potential to fool people into thinking you are normal. They will certainly be in for a rude awakening none the less.

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My Blog

Who Cares, Part VII: Once Upon A Mime

Who Cares, Part VII: Once Upon A Mime Having just written that title, and thinking about it, it might seem to promise some sort of odd and probably interesting actions with one of those theatrical typ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:16:00 PST

Philosophy Part I

PHILOSOPHY I: Life and Death So I figured I'd break the one rule I vaguely set, the one main thing I live by when MySpace is involved: the whole "once a month" blogging that I do. [n.b. this is n...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 10:58:00 PST

Who Cares, Part VI: Rebirth Of A Monster

Who Cares, Part VI: Rebirth Of A Monster I'm man enough to admit it. I lied. It's not all over for "Who Cares". And I don't think it ever will be. For as long as people aren't caring, I'll be the...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:27:00 PST

The one story that epitomises college

When I wrote that blog entry about leaving school, or whatever it's about (you'll have to bear with me, I've just been at work for nine hours after having about 5 hours of sleep, so I'm not even sure ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:48:00 PST

Scrubs Quotes

I know I haven't technically finished the previous one, but I'll get round to it (I have actually been toying with the idea of putting the stuff about college in a different blog) - mor...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

End Of Year 12

Right, well, noone actually reads this thing, so I'm not entirely sure what enticed me to waste my time typing when I have better places to be. But I'll do it anyway, and if anyone out there decides t...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST

AS Exams

Just a quick note to wish everyone good luck with their AS exams, or any other exams you have at this time. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Sun, 20 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

Who Cares, Part V: It's All Over For "Who Cares"

Who Cares, Part V: It's All Over For "Who Cares" I just didn't care any more. Who Cares had become all about the money. And since I wasn't making any, it was all the more pointless. But I hadn't made ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:50:00 PST

Christmas 2006

Here it is! My one mandatory annual emotional outpouring! It's Christmas time. Christmas 2006. And I'll start by recounting the differences from last year: 1) Last year I was not hugely obsessed with ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:25:00 PST

Who Cares, Part IV: The Wilderness Years

Here is a riddle for you: No, I don't care about riddles. And I can't really think of anything Who-Cares-ish to say; I mean, I posted about 7000 blogs asking what people wanted to see on my blog, and ...
Posted by Dave ("Jesus Dilkins") on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:29:00 PST