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Cloacina

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About Me

skint and jobless and absolutely loving it, dance like a crazed girating giraffe, have an almost unhealthy obsession with avocadoes, and without music I would be a small grey smear on the carpet.

My Interests

feet, countryside, nonchalance, the fabric of space-time, paranoia, hats, sunshine, death, making my bones click (mmm) ancient history, cumabunds, why? (and how is it spelt?), alcohol, the subconscious, not having to rely on public transport, the state of this country and indeed the world, harlequins, conceptual art involving poo of some kind, tax rebates

I'd like to meet:

people with post-modern laissez-faire attitudes towards lobster rearing. Someone who believes that in the future we will all be fruitarian hermaphrodites living in time-sustained polyeurythane tree pods having cyber incest with our second generation clones.

Music:

anything that's foonky, derty, with innard-jostling bass and a cheesy middle-eight. I own more stevie wonder albums than even stevie himself can remember recording. And of course, muchios hits of the eighties. The decade that style not only forgot, but crossed off their xmas card list...

Movies:

labyrinth, bubbleboy, being john malkovich, team america (fuck yeah!), peewee's big adventure, happiness, the idiots, some like it hot

Television:

anything by chris morris or matt groenig, anything with "swap" in the title, and any sort of sensationalist scaremongering documentary about how we're all going to die.

Books:

houllebecq, orwell, einstein, paula yates ( "a tale of two kitties", check it)

Heroes:

my mummy

My Blog

queasy

Ohwa. I was about to write some bunkum when my boss came along and lobbed a king-sized-duvet-sized map of Welwyn Garden City on  my desk. I could just wrap myself up in it and go to sleep.... No!...
Posted by Cloacina on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

Beware the yellow-beaked birds of doom...

At my parent's house in Brighton and it hasn't been this rewarding since they first got cable. Why? Well (WARNING - the following information may be misconstrued as a rant but I assure you it is a pub...
Posted by Cloacina on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 06:13:00 PST

British Summer Time is here!

I'm going to Glastonbury tomorrow! And even though the weather's going to be shit, I can't wait. Shivering in a leaky tent reminds me of when i were a nipper, holidaying in glorious Britain with the f...
Posted by Cloacina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"tired and emotional" on a monday night

Right, okay, I've just put my beloved knee length black coat into the washing machine when it specificaly stated dry clean only. weeeelll...it was a pretty crap coat anyway. It never really fullfilled...
Posted by Cloacina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

arse flaps.

I've done no work all day! I didn't turn up untill about half ten and have just sat here applying for other jobs and writing e-mails. I've done this and gotten away with it for so long now that I'm b...
Posted by Cloacina on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST