Hey there!
We are B4, the boyband with one dude and 3 girls: mr. Bimaginary *the dude, he's really hot so come to our show to fuck him or something*, Brash, Binge and Bars *but actually he's a dude*! yeah, that's right kids, we all have a name that starts with a B! That's why we're called B4! Intelligent thoughts, huh? *proud*
Anyways, mr. Bimaginary is imaginary... so you can't see him. But, girls and homo's, trust me: he's hot!^^ So , like I said, come to our shows to have sex with him!:) The other boybandmembers aren't imaginary... so you can see them. That's good news for our guy-fans... 'cuz we're hot! *look at the pic* And we're single...
We have a really cool songwriter *cuz boybands don't write their own songs*, he's called mr. Bongwriter. He's imaginary, so the lyrics are imaginary too. That's why we haven't got any songs... Well actually we DO have songs... but they're imaginary! get it? Great, then I'll introduce you to our danceteacher, his name is mr. Banceteacher and he's imaginary too. He teaches us how to do those backstreetboy kinda dances. But like I said, he's imaginary, so the dances are imaginary too. That's why we don't dance on stage.
How we got the idea to start a boyband; Well, we just listened to I want it that way and it touched our hearts. That pointless lyrics... wow it made a big change in our lifes! We looked eachother in the eyes and at that moment we knew for sure what we wanted to be in the future: a boyband!
From that moment we worked really hard to be the boyband we wanted to be... but then there was this evil little voice in our heads! It said: 3 dudes isn't enough for a boybaaaand... So we got really scared and decided to get a 4th boybandmember: mr. Bimaginary! We asked him 'cuz he is our favourite backstreetboy. Yeah that's right kids, mr. Bimaginary was in the backstreetboys! But he got sick of working with people who didn't even noticed him *cuz of the imaginaryness* so he left. And now he's in our boyband:D awesome huh?
Well... anyways, we decided that we wanted to make a CD so we went to "Boybands are the sex record co." *that's an imaginary record company* and they liked us so we'll make a CD soon...
Put this imaginary banner on your page if you love us:
That's it for now... If you have any questions about the band or if you just wanna give your opinion about our music: comment/message us!
GCyah! xoxo B4, your fav boyband!
Oh yeah, and if you wanna date one of us, just send a mail to [email protected]! Or add us on msn...
This is one of our fave BSB vids! *smiles innocent*
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