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simone

Let me put my love into you babe

About Me

Guy on Street: "Hey, big guy, did you hear the news? My son, Billy got the lead in the high school musical." Charlie: "Well I guess he likes the cock after all."

My Interests

Hank: "Still wanna skip rope in the street?" Jump Rope Girl: "I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!" Hank: "Wrong answer. And the name's 'Hank', fuckface."

I'd like to meet:

Hank: "You know I think you're a very special unit." Irene: "That's sweet." Hank: "I hope we can get to know each other better." Irene: "Yeah, me too." Hank: "Do you swallow?" Irene: [SLAP]

Music:

Charlie: "Sweetie, that's kind of dangerous. Wanna move up on to the sidewalk, away from the traffic?" Jump Rope Girl: "My dad says you're a joke and I don't have to listen to you." Charlie: "Well, your father is entitled to his opinion. But, I am an officer of the law, and, uh, by all rights I could uh..." Jump Rope Girl: "Fuck off!" Charlie: "You should watch your mouth little girl." Jump Rope Girl: [SCREAMS]

Movies:

Jamaal: "Man, our daddy ain't no fuckin' nut case!" Shonte Jr.: "He may have Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, but he is a very, gentle person!"

Television:

Irene: "What are those for?" Charlie: "Oh! It's just this stupid thing. I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel...funny. No big deal." Irene: "What's it called?" Charlie: "Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage." Irene: "Oh."

Books:

Hank: "I'm here to save your life. But if I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna need total uninoniminininininity."

Heroes:

Hank: "'Vagiclean', huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?" Mrs. Bittman: "Excuse me?" Hank: "No, excuse me. There's no tag on this. Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. [SNIFF] Put a rush on that."