When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? i start the water first then jump in when its hot
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 22
How old do you act? 14
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? the van of the soccer mom ahahahaha
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
You Are High Maintenance
You want the good things in life
Expensive clothes, nice food, and a perfect boyfriend
And while it's good to aim high - you're scaring Mr. Perfect away
No guy will treat you like a princess if you insist on acting like one
Chill a little... and see how much better a big heart is than a big wallet.
Kanye West