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Roxanne

I am here for Friends

About Me

Unless you want to know.... just stop reading now. Ok so here it is. I'm Roxanne... scorpio, afraid of spiders, wants a pony, dyslexic, I've got OCD, I'm totally insane, I've got 8 peircings, I've got purple roses on my back, I love kitties, I love puppies, I'm fat and fuck you if you don't like it, I'm bisexual, I love black clothing, I listen to music that most folks would shoot me for owning, I don't like liars, I'm wearing pink floyd pj's, I found the guy of my dreams in a tent on a cold lonely night in Coachella, I drive stick, I make funny noises, I like napping, Munny is shiny, Too many beers make me dance on table tops, I'm a dork, I'm quite a wuss... or uh... "fragile", I'm a massage therapist or a Moose if your nasty, I love to snuggle, I've always lived in California, I wanna go "camping", I think I like sex more than men, ACK! IS THAT A SPIDER?

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My Interests

Writing, Reading, Kingdom of Loathing, MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can make me laugh. Those who wont make me cry. Dyslexic Scorpios with OCD. And whoever invented Toasters.

Music:

I like a little bit of everything. Mostly alternative rock, some punk, stuff like that. Far too many bands to name them all, but here are a couple favorites of the moment: HIM, Incubus, Tom Petty, VNV Nation, Sheryl Crow, Evanescence, Jethro Tull, Green Day.

Movies:

Death to Smoochy. So I Married an Axe Murderer. Empire Records. The Neverending Story. Napoleon Dynamite. A Night at the Roxburry. But I'm a Cheerleader. Next Friday. And many many more.

Television:

Scrubs! The Simpsons, South Park, and Whose Line is it Anyway. Lately, The Food Network.

Books:

Yes please

Heroes:

Your Mom

My Blog

I have a new job

I start Monday in Yucca Valley taking care of my Stepmother's Mom. Giving her her meals, doing some laundry, making sure she doesn't fall and get hurt. Keeping her company. Good times. I'm very excite...
Posted by Roxanne on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:42:00 PST

San Diego

I've been down here in San Diego (actually La Mesa) for almost two months now and I'm going crazy because I no longer have my cell phone and I've got no long distance right now so I haven't talked to ...
Posted by Roxanne on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:26:00 PST

My Family SUCKS

I'm tired of you assholes who don't know how to return phone calls. I'm more than happy to pretend I'm not apart of this family anymore. I wont call, or visit, you can all fuck off and die. I'm not go...
Posted by Roxanne on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:07:00 PST

Gimmie some fuckin soup!

I'm sick as fuck and feeling all kinds of sexy right about now... with the funky hair, and manly voice... and have all kinds of nasty things flying outta my throat. So who wants to bring me some soup ...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:48:00 PST

Lonely Place

LONELY PLACE 8/1/2003 March 25, 2002 It would seem to some that as of now in this time here, I have taken the road to a lonely place where nobody is here but myself and these thoughts which I...
Posted by Roxanne on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 06:41:00 PST

Alison Armstrong... I love you

This was written and read in front of 300 people by my little cousin Rebecca at a funeral for our cousin Alison Armstrong. It means the world to me.   Dance, for ali if the sun could shine bright...
Posted by Roxanne on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:17:00 PST

I'm not all there

Why is it that when I think things are back to normal... zombies pop out of bushes?
Posted by Roxanne on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 02:12:00 PST

On my Hands

spinning out of control running through a life that knows no boundries wanting more than love will offer showing me pain like no other how many days has it been since I had the blood on my hands ...
Posted by Roxanne on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 06:26:00 PST

Stand Alone

caught inside this angry world with nothing at my fingertips to grasp smoke surrounding all that once was beautiful and free no longer will I be able to hold on standing alone at the finish l...
Posted by Roxanne on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 02:06:00 PST

Moment of Peace

Black sky above me Stars smiling down upon me I lay here in this wet grass Seeking quiet stillness I'm searching for peace A lonesome breeze grazes my skin I can hear it sing to me Softly The ...
Posted by Roxanne on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 01:20:00 PST