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Chris...topher

This is the home stretch, folks.

About Me

What is the first thing you think of when you see yourself truly happy?I'm a performer by soul. Life is meaningless to me without leaving some sort of impact crater, and the bigger the better, so I write short stories, poetry, songs, plays, and small pieces of given-up-on novels. I also sing, dance, act on stage, and make corny puns at parties. I'm trying to learn as many instruments as possible (so far: Sax, Guitar, Piano, Flute, Cowbell, Banjo), and I want to master every ballroom dance on the planet. Currently I am in love with tango and want to mix in a little hip-hop. Sounds like fun to me.
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My Interests

Anything worth my time.

I'd like to meet:

John C. McGinley, Hugh Laurie, God - in person, after a good long while. I'm also interested in unique people, no cookie cutter characters, please. And you, but I've already met you.

Music:

Postal Service, Huey Lewis and the News, Hellogoodbye, Boston, Panic! At the Disco, Relient K, Duran Duran, Steve Miller Band, The Cars, Philmore, Cute is What We Aim For, Paul Simon, and a ton of others.

Movies:

Stranger than Fiction, Forrest Gump, Fight Club, Brick, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Matchstick Men, Star Wars, LotR, Drowning Mona, Sin City, Garden State, and a whole bunch more.

Television:

SCRUBS!!!, House, Prison Break, The Office, 8 Simple Rules, and My Name is Earl

Books:

The Lieutenant of Inishmore, High Fidelity, Proverbs, Ecclesiastes, Wuthering Heights, Lord of the Rings, Prydain Chronicles, Fahrenheit 451, and once again, more that I cannot recall at the moment.

Heroes:

Jesus Christ and Joan of Arc.

My Blog

Something interesting came out of Meisner class...

Sometimes inspiration strikes unnoticed, other times it's clear as day - this is one of those. Let me know what you think! Allusionary She's somewhat serpentine, centaur...
Posted by Chris...topher on Mon, 28 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Tragic

Have you ever actually witnessed someone turning from a great girl into a bimbo before? It's almost upsetting.
Posted by Chris...topher on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:43:00 PST

Killer Catalyst

Wow. Never been this mixed-up ever. Since my life is so interwoven right now I get to stick to generalities but yeah, it's not fun right now trying to figure out what I want to do. And whenever I star...
Posted by Chris...topher on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Eragon

A movie review! That's new pour moi. And today's victim: Eragon!!!Now, Jeremy Irons + John Malkovich + Rachel Weisz + Sienna Guillory + Dragons + Glowing Swords + Star Wars + Lord of the Rings + Clich...
Posted by Chris...topher on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST

The VOTE

So, my hair is now causing significant effects in my life. Head tilting, constant brushing from eyes, occasional eye irritation, etc. So at this point I have four options:1) Take it like a man and let...
Posted by Chris...topher on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:41:00 PST

Tool, the Used, Staind - What do they have in common?

I'm pretty sure they're all me right now - and to be honest, I'm a little perturbed it doesn't bother me more. How long should you ignore your friends' good advice before you just lop of the limb that...
Posted by Chris...topher on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:46:00 PST

A blog about God

Heh, how's that for blatant? You don't see me hiding behind cryptic bulletin forwards, do you? Funny, I always thought anybody who was Christian had to post those bulletins (I use sarcasm for effect h...
Posted by Chris...topher on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

The Red Planet

Another one in my line of planet poems - woo-hoo! This one was really well-received by my poetry teacher and class, which means I'm counting on you guys for (useful) feedback! Let me have it or compli...
Posted by Chris...topher on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:04:00 PST

Venus - a look at gender roles

Venus You were so happy selling washers and dryersWe never stopped to ask "What's wrong?"Before long you burned the clothes We bought you with bread-won love. But what could we expect?...
Posted by Chris...topher on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:59:00 PST

Bruises

So we had to write a poem in class the other day about an image we felt uncomfortable about and then move to a comforting image...this is what came out of it - it's definitely a work in progress still...
Posted by Chris...topher on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST