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My name is Matt Deskins. Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.-Billy Madison. Nothing makes any sense. XTrust no oneX. The sweet isn't so sweet without the sour. Never take anything seriously, it is all a joke, but enjoy it, the sun will rise again. I'm quiet, but i like to have fun and goof around. I like to play sports, being outdoors (it is where I find peace), traveling, listening to music and hanging with good company. I try not to be cynical, but sometimes i have no choice. I don't know what goes through some peoples heads! There are a handful of people that are good, honest, and true, it's just hard to find them these days. Good Luck. I give everyone a chance to be my friend, I do not like arrogant people, posers, or people who don't have a sense of humor. Take care of yourselves and cheers mates. WANKERS Show me the way to go home by Irving King (from Jaws)Show me the way to go home,I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.I had a little drink about an hour ago,And it's gone right to my head.Where-ever I may roam,O?r land or sea or foam.You can always hear me singin? this song,Show me the way to go home!
Create your own Friend Quiz hereContact Tables The Princess Bride-As you wish.BirdAmos Lee and Priscilla Ahn (Black River)Dave Chappelle- Purple DrinkThe Big Lebowski- the best F'ing movie ever.Edwin McCain- No Woman No Cry-Marley

My Interests

enjoying life and being happy. Music, bike rides (mountain biking), concerts, scrabble (name the place and time), traveling, recycling, poker,geology (rocks and stuff), picking my nose, listening to live music(mostly acoustic), playing with the cats, i love my kitties, camping, basketball and almost anything outside.

I'd like to meet:

a good girl that isnt wild, but still likes to have fun, smart, with a sense of humor and doesnt smoke, paul rudd, dave attell, bill murray, Benjamin Dover, adam sandler, jim morrison, jimi hendrix, R2-D2, john lennon, samuel l jackson, cal ripken, liam and noel gallagher, conan o'brien, rumpelstiltskin, Christopher Walken, John Goodman, Chris Farley, Robin Williams, Amos Lee, Anyone with a kind heart and a sense of humor, paula abdul, dr. evil, and edwin mccain. Liam shook my best friends hand at a concert but he didnt shake mine, he was the only one that got to do that the whole show, maybe next time. ive met edwin, but i would still like to meet him again. i would like to have a few drinks with paula abdul, and then maybe? just kidding i would settle for the drinks.

Music:

OASIS, Edwin McCain, Coldplay, the Beatles, Sublime, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Dave Matthews, The Verve, Starsailor, Gavin Degraw, Amos Lee, Nirvana, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Incubus, Jimi Hendrix, Alter Bridge, James Morrison, Goo Goo Dolls, The Fray, Meghan Coffee, Alice Smith, The old Matchbox 20, Tabitha's Secret, silversun pickups, Nikka Costa, Priscilla Ahn, Colbie Caillat, Mat Kearney, David Gray, Lifehouse, Stereophonics, Seven Mary Three, SRV, Jonny Lang, Sheryl Crow, Travis, Weezer, John Mayer (I'll be a man and admit it),Pearl Jam, the Strokes, Counting Crows, RHCP, Eagle eye Cherry, Paula Abdul (Forever My Girl haha),Green Day, Bush, Institute, Boyz II Men, Spindoctors, Staind, Mike Doughty, Placebo, Paulo Nutini, the Refreshments, Pink Floyd, Collective Soul, R.E.M., Fuel, Lemonheads, Live, Soundgarden, John West, Gin Blossoms, carina round, jose gonzoles, Ron Pope(the district), death in vegas, tonic, schuyler fisk, the Doors, Eisley, Silverchair, Citizen Cope, and Kasabian any many more. i was raised on James Taylor, Elton John, and Billy Joel by my mom. No rap it is a C away from crap. Music is from the soul. Music is supposed to mean something. Music fills the shadows. I would love to play the guitar one day, I can only pick around a little.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Princess Bride, crash, snatch, blow, happy gilmore, Kill Bill 1 & 2. Desperado, billy madison, big daddy, supertroopers, Royal Tenenbaums, half baked, raising arizona, black sheep, the life aquatic, Don't Come Knocking, Uncle Buck, fight club, Boondock saints, Across the Universe, American Beauty, the squid and the whale, almost famous, Rocket Science. amores perros, animal house, Superbad, Igby Goes Down, Reservior Dogs, the holy grail, office space, lock stock and two smoking barrels, talladega nights (im all jacked up on mountain dew),coming to america, Blood simple, broken flowers, vanilla sky, robin hood (men in tights), glory, butterfly effect (stop crying your heart out-oasis), what about bob?, Star Wars, wedding chrashers, christmas vacation, ferris beuller, 40 year old virgin, casino, old school, sideways, 21 grams, the 7 year itch, ernest goes to camp, dumb and dumber, pulp fiction, tommy boy, the jerk, sting part 69 and 1-14 (classics), beeerfest, and austin powers.

Television:

3 stooges, animal planet, discovery channel, my name is earl, the office, the simpsons, deadliest catch, southpark, aqua teen hunger force, everyone loves raymond, scrubs, seinfeld, planet earth, mythbusters, walking with dinosaurs, roseanne, the A-Team, 70's show, reno 911, baseball tonight, any NFL game, and conan. I try not to watch too much tv it is too hypnotic and the news is depressing.

Books:

the princess bride, scrabble dictionary, Drew Carey's Dirty Jokes and Beer, Them, Of Mice and Men, Heir to a Dream (Pistol Pete), My Friend Jasper Jones, Lord of the Flies, The Fossil Book, Jurassic Park, Journey to the Center of the Earth, I read alot of old text books about geology, science, space and other boring stuff(haha) and the complete guide to pilates, yoga, meditation and stress relief.

Heroes:

people who do things out of the kindness of their hearts. whoever invented the question mark. antonio banderas, edwin mccain, jack johnson, dave attell, jim varney, noel and liam gallagher, Jimmy Hall, Peter Gammons, my mom, dad, and sisters.

My Blog

About No one but about someone

she touches her lips, and blows a kiss, as she says ill slip into something more comfortable.  only to come back wearing nothing at all, like i knew she would.  she smells like candy, and lo...
Posted by ? on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:08:00 PST

If

If my eyes seem tired, thats because they are.  I have seen too much and lost a lot of sleep.  If my mind seems weary, thats because it is.  I think too much, dwell on the past and imag...
Posted by ? on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:25:00 PST

It's 3 A.M.

I was in town today at Hillbilly Days, in Pikeville, witch is a festival that might as well be called Wanker Days, but it is about the only thing to do in town.  You see people you havent seen i...
Posted by ? on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

the heart

the heart is responsible for the circulation of the blood.  the heart pumps blood to the lungs where it releases carbon dioxides and recieves oxygen, and it also pumps blood to all the remaining ...
Posted by ? on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:55:00 PST

the rainy day

this is a poem that i found in my sister sarahs old room while i was getting stuff out of the closet.  i hope she doesnt get mad but i liked it and we had to be around 12  or so when she wro...
Posted by ? on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 02:19:00 PST

jokes

Here are a few big dick jokes that I have come up with at work, I will be posting more when my friends tell me some.  My dick is so big....          ;&...
Posted by ? on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:01:00 PST

Blowing my mind man

If Yankee Doodle really put the feather in the hat and called it macaroni, he must have had the munchies.   There are plenty of fish in the sea but you wont catch anything without your rod i...
Posted by ? on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

catnip

If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? 
Posted by ? on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

Macaroni

You could put a feather in the hat and call it macaroni but it wouldn't really be macaroni.  So stop pretending. 
Posted by ? on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:56:00 PST

Take Time

It takes money to buy liquor and to ride the train. Take time to smell the roses and to pet the cats. Watch for holes and keep off the grass and everything will be alright.
Posted by ? on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:43:00 PST