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The Colonel

Never trust a big butt and a smile

About Me

I dont like the following things: Anyone who goes to the Hummer lot and is comfortable paying a minimum of $50,000 for a car that represents the downfall of western civilization. Anyone who became a Yankee fan in the fall of '96. The guy in the lifted truck that is 5'8, and old people pulling into small parking spots with big cars. Actually the last 2 are pretty good. Also I can beat you at stratego and air hockey and Halo and Madden but other then that you win.

My Interests

Great White Shark vs. Kodiak Bear vs. Velociraptor

I'd like to meet:

The guy who came up with religion, and no I dont mean God.

Music:

DoorsDeadFloyd, anything by MR T.

Movies:

Cuckoo's Nest, P.T.A. movies, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, The Karate Kids', Roadhouse, Face/Off, Popeye

Television:

A.T.H.F., Rescue me, Lost, Deadwood, The Office, Scrubs, SNL, Weeds, 30 Rock, Studio 60, Carnivale

Books:

Cuckoo's Nest, The Night the Yankee Dynasty Died, Fantasyland, Choke, Captain Zero, Fear and Loathing, Bluebeard, Now I Can Die in Peace, anything by Artsy Gold

Heroes:

R.P. Mc Murphy, Ron Burgundy, Tyler Durden,