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About Me

I am constantly reliving the day I entered a tofu dog eating contest. It was the highpoint of my life. I learned a valuable lesson that day: when someone shows up with a ketchup stained shirt on, you are pretty much sunk. Also, there is this game I play called "hide the harness" where I use my ever increasing beer gut to cover my climbing harness. In this respect, I'd say I'm pretty much the best climber around.

My Interests

eating lots of chicago style tofu dogs, climbing on rocks, riding bicycles, i don't think i enjoy running but i do it alot, things red and black; chinese movie night; birthday challenges; making the perfect martini then enjoying the perfect martini then repeating; juggling chainsaws and babies

I'd like to meet:

the 80 year old lady that still closes down the sing along piano bar in the Twin Cities;

Music:

I haven't had time to listen to any new music, so I started listening to old music...dusted off the old 7"'s from back in day, so I've been rocking out to the Mushaganas, Tuesday, Integrity, Race Traitor, and the likes. Feels good to be home. I had a Poison song in my head recently; it was awesome.

Movies:

Trapped in the Closet; Kung Pao: Enter the Fist, Wild Zero, Raiders of the Buddhist Kung-Fu, Remo Williams, UHF

Television:

Celebrity Justice; Twin Peaks; Nip Tuck; Arrested Development; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Lucky Louie cause it was the only show to regurlarly display live cock

Books:

Recent musings include: Robert Fisk, The Great War For Civilization; Frantz Fanon, Wretched of the Earth;

Heroes:

Candidate Zero