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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around

About Me


WiseGuys.co.uk .......................................................I dont sleep, I wait. I have counted to infinity. Twice. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures i allows to live. I am the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. I originally appeared in the first ever football video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused me to score. I once shot down a German fighter plane with my finger, by yelling, "Bang!" . There are no races, only countries of people I has beaten to different shades of black and blue. When archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Pete Green. I CAN believe it's not butter and I can slam a revolving door....
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My Interests

i spend my spare time internet grooming and playing pranks on the elderly... I am 31% Idiot.
.. I ain't too bright. But all those other idiots annoy the hell out of me. I may not be the brightest bulb in the bunch, but at least I know my limits. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'd like to meet:


Your Leprechaun Name Is:
Sniffles Greenknickers What's Your Leprechaun Name?

Music:

i can play the triangle and them chim things

Movies:

shaw shank - young guns - Zulu - Fear and Loathing in Las vegas

Television:

Shameless - Skins - soccer AM

Heroes:

Diego Armando Maradona (Hand Of God)