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poor fools thought I was a bush

About Me

Whats up? Derek is my name. Music is one of the things I look foward to every wakeing day of my life. I don't have a favorite CD or a favorite band or a favorite song or any of that bulljive so don't ask. I don't talk smart, I wouldn't even say I am smart. I wouldn't say i'm dumb tho. Although my best friend chris does say this alot to me "You're so stupid" usually followed by a "ha ha" or begning with a chuckle or two...so I know he's not totally serious lol. I like to feel content in life cause the way I see it, there is no reason to be depressed unless you've had a bad life or something horrible happend to you. If you are one of those people who are depressed for no reason because of a "chemical unbalance" (emphasize on the quotes!), i have no sympathy for you. I'm sorry, that's just How i feel...and you are not going to change that view. If you are a cool person, then you're in my book...you can find this book in the reference section at your local library or book store. catalogue number D527.43. Some things about me that are vital to your knowledge are that I hate spiders, I am extreemly loud and I get angry when people tell me to lower my voice, i'm italian, fuck you! I am really sarcastic, not mean, just very sarcastic. I'm sure a psychiatrist would say it's some sort of a defense mechanism...probablly right. Don't take offense to it though, because then i'll feel bad. I have a scar on my lip, don't ask me how I got it, life is better with mystery don't ya think? Girls tell me it's sexy, i think its alright. I belive in God and Jesus Christ and that He made everything and runs a pretty sweet business called "Life Inc." but I don't belive in alot of the shit thats printed in the Bible since most of it was probablly written by hammered guys. There is no way life is meant to be all about rules and regulations. Once I again, I'm sorry thats just how I see it. My type of woman is a tom boy personality or girl who knows how to rock..me!! You probablly are reading this whole "about me" and saying to yourself "this guy is a retarted goof"...retarted and goofy I am. I am a huge Horror Movie buff and I have a horror website :::NERD ALERT!::: called WWW.TERRORCHEST.COM! Check it out then watch some porn...you were gonna do it anyway. I'm a nice guy..yes we do exist although thought to be extinct! I'm done now cause I gotta shower. Oh, and...nothing. Peace. ..
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My Interests


Which John Cusack Are You?

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"Isn't she somethin' Peg!" - Al Bundy

Music
Getting Trashed
Hangin Out
Hunting
Fishing
Movies
Horror
80's
Making Out
Brunetts (even tho i've pretty much dated blondes...well they "looked" blonde)
Driving

I'd like to meet:

LOOK AT THIS THOROUGHLY...IM NOT EVEN JOKING
In a girl: no bimbos, i can't take stuff like that. Down to earth, a cutie and you gotta make me laugh. Im not into the whole Jap prissy crap..it's annoying. and any girl who is into a guy that waxes his eyebrows, wears pink, or wears jeans tighter than yours...there's something wrong with you mentally...up the voltage.

Celebrities: Mike Shinoda, Deborah Harry, Jim Carrey, Dane Cook and Jesus.
Plus This Guy right Here:
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Music:



Led Zeppelin
WOLFMOTHER
Anastacia
The Mars Volta
Peeping Tom
Muse
Nine Inch Nails
Imani Coppola
Gnarls Barkley
Annie
Scissor Sisters
Snake River Conspiracy
Mariah Carey
The Flaming Lips
Bjork
Tori Amos
Linkin Park
Brazilian Girls
Gogol Bordello
Esthero
Common
Imogen Heap
Cake
The Strokes
White Stripes
John Legend
The Music
i Monster
Chung King
Eagles fo Death Metal
starting to get into Primus
The Darkness
The Raconteurs
Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Incubus
No Doubt
Sneaker Pimps
Rasmus
Tenacious D
The Cult
Black Eyed Peas
Fort Minor
Regina Spektor

Movies:

big time horror FANATIC. it's defintly a "love" of mine. top 3 favorite movies:SILENCE OF THE LAMBS; SLEEPAWAY CAMP II, A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURRY
OH AND I ALSO LOVE DROP DEAD FRED!

THAT'S ME AND THE GRAND-DADDY OF ALL HORROR VILLIANS: WARWICK DAVIS (aka LEPRECHAUN)

Television:

Friends
Reno 911
South Park
SCRUBS
Dinosaurs
Real Autopsy
Cold Case
I FUCKING HATE REALITY TV
Duckman
Tales From The Crypt
The Twilight Zone
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Robot Chicken
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
Jame Kennnedy Experiment
Family Guy

Books:

i don't read...TV is twice as fast.

Heroes:


My Blog

sick. again.

The last time I had "THE COLD" was March 31st 2005. I know this because I wrote a blog about it. You can go check it for validation. If you don't take my word for it though, than you're not my friend....
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:49:00 PST

ARE U A STALKER?

so im at work mindin my own bees wax wen a good buddy of mine says "go to phonetrace.org" and i'm all like "what's that andy?" and he tells me you just have to put your number in the box and it can lo...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

I'm A Tree

"There's a tree in the city It ain't lookin' pretty Blessed with stress Smog clogging feelin' shitty There's a river on the highway Things aint goin' my way Turn around, go away Come again another day...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST

it'll fly alright! like a rock!

I got, yet, another tatoo...im not addicted...i just need a fix once a year...don't judge. I think its pretty bad ass! and im as bad ass as it gets! i put the pic in my pictures so u can comment on it...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

21

I turned 21 today. i don't feel that much different than i ever did. surprisingly I didn't get shit faced at all...i did get buzzed tho (control yourself derek). I have the rest of my life to get shit...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:44:00 PST

Derek Magazine GREAT music of 06

yea dudes & dudetts it's that time of the year again to list all the compact discs that i thought were awesome. except this year there is a twist..i'll list albums, box sets, and songs! I know wha...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 05:14:00 PST

ELMO

Check out this video from a good chum of mine from PLJ. His name is Brad Blanks but you can call him Blanksie for short or Brrraaaddddd bblllaaaannnkkksss for long. He is probablly one of the funniest...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

my look-a-likes (that don't really look like me)

so according to this website..i look like the following celebrities...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:05:00 PST

you're so god damn young, you're so god damn young, you're so god-damn-young!

Chicken and Broccoli..or if you're cute you can say "Chiki-Broc!" is by far one of the greatest foods ever invented by the guy up there called God. Man didn't event it cause I won't belive that man co...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:34:00 PST

I Know That Assholes Grow on Trees..And I'm Here To Trim The Leaves

I'm so easy going...and i love it! That's why one of my rules of life is "It's easier not to care"...that goes hand in hand with "Easier done, when said!""What Makes You Think Your My Only LoverThe Tr...
Posted by derek derek bo berek on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:04:00 PST