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Jarrodâ„¢

I get one bar everywhere I fuckin' go

About Me

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About Me:

If I recently deleted you, don't take it personally, we probably just weren't friends.
Quotes To Live By:
"The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit."
- Banksy
"Nobody fucks monkeys and people. You either fuck monkeys, or your fuck people. There's no in between."
- D. Chappelle
?"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."
- C. Heimel
WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
BEER
We do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey, vodka, wine, or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
BEER = No Poop
FREE YOURSELF OF POOP ... DRINK BEER
It is better to drink beer and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of shit.
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Who I'd like to meet:

AndyI don't know why this makes me laugh, but it does:


Mos Def Sick freestyles:


or this guy: How A/V Nerds beatbox:


And people who play second life.


My Interests

I'd like to meet:


AndyI don't know why this makes me laugh, but it does:



Mos Def Sick freestyles:



or this guy: How A/V Nerds beatbox:


And people who play second life.


Music:

Kanye West, Jay-Z, Common, Tenacious D, Aqualung, Postal Service, Interpol, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab, Fort Minor, Tribe Called Quest, The White Stripes, Eminem, Mos Def, Franz Ferdinand, Modest Mouse, The Shins, The Gray Album, Biggie Smalls, Jurassic 5, Andre 3000, The Roots, Lyrics Born

Movies:

Superbad, The Departed, 300, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Memento, Desperado, Jackie Brown, Vanilla Sky, Bad Boys 2, 12 Monkeys, 21 Grams, Seven, Usual Suspects, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Amores Perros, Training Day, Garden State, Matrix Trilogy, the list goes on and on.....

Television:

The Office, Lost, Arrested Development, Veronica Mars, 24, Buffy, Angel, Futurama, Scrubs, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Simpsons

My Blog

You think you know me

I'm tired of getting called out online. All these websites and stuff think they know me.I just got an email from Amazon.com letting me know an album I might like is coming out. The album? "Red Gone Wi...
Posted by Jarrod" on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

You Got Deleted - Damage Control.

So. I deleted tons of people in the past few days. About 20. If you were one of them, don't take it personally. It was probably just cause we're not really friends and/or we haven't talked in a long t...
Posted by Jarrod" on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:19:00 PST

You Might be a New Yorker....

If you're a real New Yorker- at least a few of the following things will be true for you-SportsYou hate Michael JordanYou hate Reggie MillerJon Starks is your all time favorite KnickYou cheered every ...
Posted by Jarrod" on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

Confessions (Stolen from Ginnie)

Mark your confessions:[x] I'm afraid of silence.[x] I am really ticklish.[x] I'm afraid of the dark (when I am in a strange place)[x] I'm afraid of facing my back to open doors at night.[ ] I am homos...
Posted by Jarrod" on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:13:00 PST

The Nick Name Game

The Nick Name Game 1.YOUR PORN STAR NAME (name of first pet + street you live on): Nicky Funston 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandad's/Grandma's first name + favorite snack) Nollie Fries 3. ...
Posted by Jarrod" on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:23:00 PST

A Bit of Web Coding Tells Me All About Myself

Your ..1 Match: INFP The Idealist You are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important rela...
Posted by Jarrod" on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 01:19:00 PST