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Selestte NoChance

I've got a jar of dirrrrrt...I've got a jar of dirrrt !!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I am a child of the 90's but an 80's child at heart! I'm pretty kool...at least my mom tells me so...lol! "Blaine!......His name is Blaine!....Thats not a name thats a major appliance!"(Duckie:Pretty In Pink 1986) Duckie is my lover. I love to laugh at stuff that is no-chance! Let me give you an example.....There was this dude at my school who always talked about sex!...Well one day he was talking to a girl about (what else) sex....and he had this huge BONNER!!!...Well maybe not "huge".... but a bonner just the same. NO-CHANCE on that sh%t! "Eat....MY.....Shorts"(Bender:Breakfast Club 1985) John Bender is my secret lover. I like to hang out and have fun with my NoChance family. I like to watch all kinds of movies and listen to all types of music. "Who are you? He's me......Who's he?....I'm him. ...Ok."(Jake Ryan:Sixteen Candles 1984) Jake Ryan is my husband. I am An 80's SLUT!!!! But not for you! This is me and I couldn't even fit all of it so get ot know me better if you dare.
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I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Pinhead


50%

Candyman


45%

Michael Myers


45%

Leatherface


45%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Hannibal Lecter


35%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You are Supergirl Supergirl 85% Spider-Man 75% Superman 70% Hulk 70% Wonder Woman 65% Batman 60% Green Lantern 55% Catwoman 55% The Flash 35% Robin 30% Iron Man 30% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
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Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?

Leonardo
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continueously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.

Biting


100%

Whips


92%

Bondage


83%

Blood


67%

Chains/Handcuffs


58%

Blind Folds


50%
What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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You Are 66% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."
You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?

Johnny Tight Lips
People Iced: Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Two
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: The Tooth Puller
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AWSOME-GAME
You scored as Akasha. You are the ultimate in ambition. You don't just want to own the world you want to make crawl to you on its hands and knees begging for mercy or at the least a taste!
Akasha


92%

Armand


75%

Dracula


75%

Marius


67%

Blade


67%

Lestat


67%

Spike


67%

Deacon Frost


58%

Louis


58%

Angel


50%
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My Interests

My interests are as follows, movies , music, Go to My Friends conserts, going to 80's night and what ever else I have time for.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet The Brat Pack!and a true vampier(Dracula)bite me baby!!!!!

Music:

I like every thing 80's, most 90's music. Love Rock thats my favorite. I'll listen to anything once, can't hate if if I don't know it.

Movies:

All of John Hughes' movies kick major ass!! Horror movies are the best ( Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, Leatherface, Demons and so on and so forth. Footloose(not a horror movie but). There is Much more but, to many to name.

Television:

I don't really watch TV programs. I watch movies on TV. OH I watch the O.C. and thats the only thing that counts.

Books:

Not much of a reader but I do like some books. The Outsiders is my favorite book followed by The Giver.1984 was a good one

Heroes:

My Mother is my hero. So is my Pawpaw( sing it again you son of a bitch)

My Blog

It is almost done!!!!

It is almost done!!!!!!!!!! no more stupid fucks in the hall. No more stupid yelling. Summer is comeing adn I canT wait even tho I'll be working every day. Its bad when that is better that school...
Posted by Selestte NoChance on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:52:00 PST