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Jokes
An aggi, a baylor bear, and a longhorn were all friends and trying to steal some food from a farmer. Once, when he caught them, he gave them a challange. "Go in my house and look on the counter in the kitchen. there is a basket of fruit there. bring 3 pieces of the same fruit back out here and try to put all three in your mouth at once without laughing. if you can do it, i will give you some food and let you go free, alive. But if you fail me, i will kill you." The baylor bear goes in first and gets 3 peaches. He comes back out, puts two in his mouth, and starts laughing. The farmer shoots him and sends in the longhorn. the longhorn returns with 3 apples, puts two in his mouth and starts laughing. The farmer shoots him, he starts floating up the heaven. On the way up, the longhorn and the baylor bear are talking. The longhorn says, "what made you start laughing?" and the baylor bear replies with, "the peach fuzz tickled my mouth, you?" and the longhorn replies, "i started laughing cause i saw the aggi coming out with 3 watermelons..."
How did the Aggie break his arm raking leaves?He fell out of the tree.
Bo Flinerbob dies and goes up to Heaven, and God meets him and takes him on a tour. They walk up to a broken-down old shack with a dirty tattered "A&M" flag out front, and God says, "Here is your house, Bo." Bo looks up the hill and sees a huge white mansion that dwarfs his shack, with 50-foot UT banners waving in the wind and says to God, "I appreciate the house, but why is Mack Brown's house so much better than mine?" God says, "Oh, that isn't Mack Brown's house, it's mine."Take the quiz:
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