Masturbation (I dabble, it has to be said)
I think I'm going to avoid that question (or statement), and replace it with this: 'T-1000, if you were a very sexy man, and girls were actually vaguely attracted to you, who would you fuck up the ass, your majesty, sir?' Now we're talking (listed in alphabetical order): Amy Lee (goths are sort of my 'niche') Cameron Diaz (wOw), Charlize Theron (have you SEEN her in 'Monster'!?), Christina Ricci (again, the goth thing) Claire Danes ('girl next door'), Danii Minogue ('ugly sister'), Demi Moore ('older woman'), Denise Van Outen (total whore, but nice with it), Fall Out Boy (all of them), Heather Graham (shags well, so I've heard - HAHAHA), Holly Valance (I prefer spelling it 'Holy Valance'), Kirsten Dunst (a little bit of an aquired taste, but a taste worth the aquisition, I'd argue), Lacey Turner (Eastenders' only redeeming feature) Lucy Lawless (dominate me, bitch), Mena Suvari (err...nice eyes? Joking Mena, you're fucking hot), Natassia Malthe (totally underrated), Neve Campbell (the pick of the bunch), and Rachel Weisz (bit of posh).
Myspace Backgrounds
Oh yeah - AVRIL LAVIGNE BABY!! To my (admittedly uncultured and slit-like) eyes - possibly the most beautiful woman in the world right now. No, really, I speak the truth here - if you haven't noticed it, take another look. You rock on, ya lil' cunt. Wow, I enjoyed that. Off now to wash the hands - nobody likes a sticky keyboard...OK, seriously, if you're a girl and have (very very very...etc...to the nth term where 'n' is a large positive integer...etc...) low standards, please go out with me; the inactivity of my sex life is bordering on ridiculous. Bordering on the ridiculous? Bordering on ridiculousness? How to phrase that sentence? The mind boggles.
Nah...not too phucked about this. It induces hearing loss apparently(?)
MOVIES!? Dunno, I only skip to the sex scenes, jank off (a composite word made from: 'wank' and 'jerk', you like?) and be done with it. No-one actually sits through the whole damn thing.
(Hardcore) Porn, if it's going.
HAHAHA!! You think I can read??!!
Every girl in the world (because girls are heroes now; call them 'heroines' and they take yo' ass down and sue you). Also porn stars because they are sexy. And the 'women of wrestling' (including Trish, Lita, Candice, Maria, Victoria and STACY!!) Travis Barker as well.