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John Mork

Dingle doodle dangle

About Me

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I need to update my profile.
Until then, I'm a dude whose in this house band (are we called bands or what? I dunno) called The Sound Republic . I also am a graduate student. So between the house music and the grad studentism, I'm basically unbelievably rich, throwing money around like a farking Sultan (thanks for that, Brad Neely) and lavishing myself in solid gold underpants and other precious underthings. It's pretty cherry being this rich. Seriously. I can't get over it. I actually just had my hands washed by one of my handwashing staff and I dried them with a hundred dollar bill once he finished cleaning the grime from under the nail of my pinky ring finger (long story, don't ask). Then I threw the hundred dollar bill at the servant and laughed and laughed and laughed while I shot at his feet as he atempted to retrieve the bill. He kept trying to pick it up but I just kept laughing and shooting and I think he wasn't sure whether to join in with the laughing or to just run. Eventually I bought him a dreamsicle from the corner store and he forgot all about the flesh wound. Long story short: the moon is hollow.

My Interests

None

I'd like to meet:

Ming from Simply Ming, because good as his food may seem I'd like to wipe that fucking smirk off of his smirking smirkface. Are you guys with me or what?

Other public television/public radio personalities. Also perhaps for fights. Karl Castle maybe?

Music:

Not interested

Movies:

Again, not really in to "being entertained"

Television:

Seriously.

Books:

I really need to properly update this profile.

Heroes:

Eli Whitney