HEATHER MARIE ™

I have a name. shocking right? its heather. i'm eighteen years old. i have too many goals in life, not saying its a bad thing. most of them prob wont be accomplished. i have a major addiction to caffeine, it sucks. monster and coffee...i should prob check into a rehab facility. i love tattoos and piercings and look at the human body as a canvas. i wish i had more. it will be done, eventually. the one thing i could never live without is music. everynight before i go to sleep i play my keyboard...am i any good? hah. not really, but the feeling you get when you can piece a whole song together is overwhelming. music is the universal language. i dance for an arena football team in philli called the Philadelphia Soul. most people don't pay attention to arena football, its fine i enjoy it. sit down with me anywhere and watch halloween or the nightmare before christmas, you'll be my new best friend. i also feel sorry for you, for the knowledge you will have to be indulged with about both. i look innocent on the outside, i'm not gonna lie though i'm pretty dark and sometimes morbid. it's fine, you'll love it. i am currently taken and happy, so guys...back the fuck off. i just remembered i have a shoe fetish...kinda sucks. especially when your like..."omg these shoes are adorable i must have them, what the fuck am i going to where them with? oh well i'll get them anyway." you don't know how many times that happens to me its really annoying especially when i never wear them. i like to draw. i used to be more into it but now i just kind of do it every now and then when i'm bored out of my mind. when i'm sad, i watch an episode of south park, it hasn't let me down yet. i also like cutting hair, sweeny todd style. just something about a customer bleeding perfusively from their neck from my shiny razored shears is satisfying. no, i'm kidding. i want to go to cosmetology school to fill my noggin with lots of new techniques. that shall be done soon enough, hopefully. i mean i'm just your average everyday normal person, i guess.