THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO START DOING HEROIN
I have recently been repeatedly chastised for the overwhelming emo content of my about me section, so I have rewritten it. I was literally born with a guitar in my hand. this was very difficult for my mother as we are scientologists and any for of anestesia is dissallowed by our church. the discomfort my mother was subjected to was only amplified by the fact that the guitar was a BC Rich beast (the guitar designed by satan himself) and it was plugged into a marshall stack. she got better, though. during my early years I was tossed around from one baby sitter to another for disagreeable behavior and sociopathic tendencies. in kindergarten I was suspended for burying another student alive in the sandbox and mictirating on my teacher during coloring time. for the rest of my perochial education I strived to distract the other kids as much as possible. in 4th grade i visited the space ship from which scientology is based. I was not impressed so i killed the creator for creating humanity and having a sucky space ship. I drove the shitbox space ship around the rest of the universe bouncing from planet to planet, galaxy to galaxy and found it all to be no less boring than earth and the milky way. the only planet worth a damn was tittus 12 of the vulva galaxy populated by hot young chicks. after I banged them all out though, they started to talk about commitment and meeting their parents and shit, so I skipped town with my guitar and my memories. I returned to earth deciding that with my new found knowledge of the universe, coupled with a set of EMG pickups, i could take over the earth. I discovered that growing a moustache was the secret to writing the most shredding, brutal riffs ever heard. I formed the band My Friend Rudra - named after my buddy rudra, the hindu god of destruction, death, pestilence, desease, and mercy - to fulfill my plans for world domination. Soon phase 2 of the take over will begin with the release of "meditation for beginners," the greatest album ever written. when the appocolypse comes the only ones who will be saved are metal geeks and large breasted women who will finally be forced to have sex with the geeks for the sake of procreation and boredom. the geeks will rejoice. for those who seek salvation, enlightenment, and protection, you must go to as many my friend rudra shows as possible... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
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