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David

You have been weighed, you have been measured... and you have been found wanting..

About Me

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My Interests

Golf, Football, Hunting and Fishing, Partying, Cooking, Computers and anything high tech, almost any life experience.

I'd like to meet:



Come ON Arkansas
Get with the program

CRAIGSLIST

Look for "Nurfboy" on

Music:

The louder the better normally. I like a bass that will make your pacemaker stop. Most country music makes me sick to my stomach.

Movies:

The Game.. Paycheck.. A Knights Tale.. Porn (oops maybe I need to make another profile, so my kids don't see).. Rocky* .. Rudy .. Blood Sport.. Ok you get the idea, I like the loosers to win and I really like movies that I can't figure out the ending.. which isn't very often.

Television:

CSI.. The Unit.. Survivor.. The Amazing Race.. NCIS.. Bones.. Numbers.. Jerico.. 2 1/2 men.. Rules of Engagement.. Any football

Books:

The Stand.. Pattens Principles.. How to Win Friends and Influence People.. Think and Grow Rich..

Heroes:

My Grandpa.. My Kids.. Kelly Robbins..

My Blog

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what ...
Posted by David on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:57:00 PST

Your history lesson of the day:

Your history lesson of the day:Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and liv...
Posted by David on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:21:00 PST

Boy am I confused

Boy am I confused. I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. It's bad enough but check out the following data. &nb...
Posted by David on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 03:50:00 PST

hot chocolate

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired. During their visit, the conversation turned ...
Posted by David on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:20:00 PST

Deep Thoughts

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. Red meat is not bad for you ....Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. It's not whether you win or lose, but how y...
Posted by David on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:38:00 PST

ENGLISH???

Folks we are in deep doodoo when it comes to a leader for Our Country.You may have seen this but I don't think you have seen this presented inthis great manner.TLENGLISH AS AMERICAS OFFICIAL LANGUAGET...
Posted by David on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:31:00 PST

Do you remember July 8, 1947

Do you remember July 8, 1947?Many of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a ...
Posted by David on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 04:31:00 PST

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine,or beer.. and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we d...
Posted by David on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:07:00 PST

How to catch a pig

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had someExchange students in the class. One day while the class was in thelab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who keptrubbing ...
Posted by David on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST

SOME THOUGHTS ABOUT THE PAST IN BLACK & WHITE

Black and White(Under age 40? You won't understand.)You could hardly see for all the snow,Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go.Pull a chair up to the TV set,"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."M...
Posted by David on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST