I’ve learned sometimes life gives you a second chance. |
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in- law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the t...
Posted by tiffy on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:03:00 PST |
Repeat but good :) |
A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
My daughter beside me, ange...
Posted by tiffy on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:57:00 PST |
making a baby... Joleeta this is so funny! :) |
Making a baby - this is halarious There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny. The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father tostart their family. On the day...
Posted by tiffy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:56:00 PST |
3 things 2 ponder.~~ thanks Darrin~~ |
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3 things to ponder
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3 things to ponder today.One of my friends was called a racist because of this bulletin. Neither she nor I are racist but we both agree that ILLEGAL aliens are a prob...
Posted by tiffy on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST |
The Lord's Baseball Game |
Subject: Fw: THE LORD'S BASEBALL GAMEFreddy and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. TheLord's team was playing Satan's team.The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied zero to zero,andit ...
Posted by tiffy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST |
Mother's Milk Quiz |
Mother's Milk Quiz Students in an advanced Biology class were taking a mid term. The last question was, "Name 7 advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or = none at all. One student found it hard...
Posted by tiffy on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 08:15:00 PST |
*Erike* this is for you :) |
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel mu...
Posted by tiffy on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:40:00 PST |
The heart |
The Heart
The Heart"Tomorrow morning," the surgeon began,"I'll open up your heart...""You'll find Jesus there," the boyinterrupted.the surgeon looked up, annoyed "I'll cut your heart open," he contin...
Posted by tiffy on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:13:00 PST |
A good freind says you have to take risks :) |
Risks
To laugh is to risk appearing the fool.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out to another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self.
To ...
Posted by tiffy on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST |
me stressed????... nahhhh. it's just funny. |
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Things a stressed woman would say at work...
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1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Wel...
Posted by tiffy on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 06:40:00 PST |
