The Exile - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I will testify for you, I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar. Because there are no facts, there is no truth. Just data to be manipulated. I can get you any result you like, whats it worth to you? Because there is no wrong, there is no right, and I sleep very well at night. No shame, no solution, no remorse, no retribution. Just people selling t-shirts.

| Lilah | "You know, Dane, you look hot when you're angry. Literally."

| Mira | "Did you just say that you're a lesbian?"

| Teh Rose | "You're threatened cuz I'm cooler!"

| Miss B | "Did you leave the scary Dane at home?"

My Interests

I like Stuckey's, truckers and big mesh hats. I like large round women in laundromats. I like to wander-jack like a backwoods thug, and watch the moonshine through the bottom of a jug.

I'd like to meet:

| Christopher Walken |
God Incarnate. That's all I can really say about this guy.
| Fairuza Balk |
Apart from being criminally hot, she posseses an incredible voice.

Music:

Johnny Cash, Disturbed, Distillers, Frou Frou, Licentious, Genitorturers, Rob Zombie, Papa Roach, Godsmack, Deadheads, Parable of the Drowned, Nickelback, Kid Rock, Dr. Dre, Violent Femmes, The Eagles, Twisted Rancor, Arkhon Infaustus

Movies:

The Prophecy 1, 2 & 3, House of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Kong, Resident Evil 1 & Apocalypse, The Matrix, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Event Horizon, Speedball, The Lost Boys, Double Jeopardy, The Fugitive, Collateral, Gangster No. 1, The Italian Job, The Big Hit, Replacement Killers

Television:

I normally don't have the time. Or want. But when it does happen, I respect the Criminal Intent show. It works. If I want to laugh, I switch to the Chapelle Show. Dave's gut-bustingly funny, like George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Books:

Newspapers. Anything else is a waste of my time. I need to know what's happening, not what has happened. Or could happen.

Heroes:

Josef Stalin
"The writer is the engineer of the human soul."

My Blog

Another Day

Another fun trip to the social security line. Another two hours walking along a highway. Another batch of accusations. Another week of rent overdue. Another thirty minutes spent pleading. Another jour...
Posted by The Exile on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:32:00 PST

Evils of McDonalds

The food there is like rough sex; awesome at the time, but regret it later on. For those not in the know: processed cheese makes it an un-fun time when you're trying to release brown hostages. Heh. Ja...
Posted by The Exile on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:33:00 PST