Neal - ProfilesArchive

About Me

body { background-color:FFFFFF; background-image:url('http://www.profilestyling.com/images/l ayouts/0003.jpg'); background-attachment: fixed; backgroun My name is Neal, but then you probably knew that because it says it somewhere else and I really didn't need to write that (or this) and even as I type I continue to waste not only my time but those of you who are still reading this. What's up with you anyway? Why are you here? So, about me...I am of male variety and my life so far has been filled with fleeting happiness. Punctuated my many years of depression and crushing dissappointment. What with all that excitiment I had no time for spelling lessons so I make no apologies for the raping of the English language you have witnessed and shall continue to do so unless you have stabbed your own eyes out already or at least trained some sort of bird to peck them out in an attempt to escape tha horrors that you see before you. I like to think of myself as a modern day cross between Marlon Brando and Da Vinci; and tough-talking "don't take no for an answer" genius who invented the helicopter. Sadly I am dillusional in this respect as a result of eating an entire rose bush from my neighbours garden and most people think of me more as a physical cancer with shoes. But hey I'm not all bad; I recently killed the kid off the Frosties add. They should be giving me a fucking knighthood. I work in a building where people come to be entertained (so that rules out any place hosting a Jim Davidson gig Ba-Boom tsch!) and it is okay. Bored now.

My Interests

Mostly theatre, although I do occassionaly engage in a bit of psychological warfare against so called "Celebrity" nothings from reality TV shows.

I'd like to meet:

This one guy who told me if I gave him my watch he would do this cool trick but just ended up running away with my watch. It took me 4 hours to realize what he had done. So yeah if I could meet him again that would be nice and I could get my watch back as well as ram a brick in his face. For about 4 hours, or at least until I started hitting concrete.

Music:

I like lots of stuff, all good: Ryan Adams, Interpol, Eels, Cat Power, Iron & Wine, Bonnie Prince Billy, The Duke Spirit, Radiohead, David Bowie, The Arcade Fire, Bright Eyes, PJ Harvey, Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Johnny Cash, The Mountain Goats, The National, Low, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pixies, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:

Fight Club, Magnolia, Seven, Apocalypse Now, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Paris, Texas; Ghost World, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest, Miller's Crossing

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, The Simpsons,

Books:

The Outsider, Frankenstein, Portrait of an Artist, Anything by F. Scott Fitzgerald,