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something funny... something funny... ok i'm stuck. we will come back to the funny part so lets first start with the basics. First off I am a supple young boy who... corection... supple young man who has the nick name slap nutz for a reason... a big reason. I free-ball! this may be a shock to some of you, especialy my friends who have barrowed a pair of shorts from time to time, but now that its in the open we need to deal with it and for those who don't know what free-balling is fucking google it! I'm sorry...I didnt mean to sound so forcefull. I guess i should show a little of my softer side. I like to sing into the midnight winter wind so the heavy voice of my heart can be transformed into a light gust of snow and sleet, showering down on those who need love. I do this every night from october to may and every morning i lay sleepily on my folded out futon, smother myself with memories of past loves that i so weakly tried to hold onto. My heart gasps for fresh posibilities but i hold my breath tight tell the hope dies and im left passive and empty. I then have a bowl of fruity pebles and every now and then i cut loose and watch a little bit of Regious and Kelly... They make me smile. From their my day turns into the hell that is golf mart. I die a little bit each day watching vitnamise women ten putt a practice hole. My evenings are full of fake laughter and benges on primetime television. I rarely vacation to a dime novel or a magazine. Ok that is enough of my softer side. I guess it is time to be funny. Well there are some things about me and my past that i have been told are funny... I dont personaly find them funny but i let you be the judge. Ok so i found out that you should never cry on the first day of a new job...especialy infront of your new coworkers. Lets just say slap nutz is a much better nick name then i used to have. i once got chiefed with super glue and pink glitter. I sent money to a starving little girl in africa who sent it back because she "thought things were getting a little too serious." Well now you know more about me then you ever wanted to and if you read this far through this load of pithetic crap then you are a very sick person...Get Help!!! I'm talking to you Mike!!!
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 2
Fav. position doggy style
How you like it ROUGH BABY
Where do you like doing it in a pool
how good are you? fucking orgasmic
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