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Zephyra, Queen of the Otters

Vanity saved my life. (true story. inquire within.)

About Me

Hello. I am Z. I lead a mundainly strange life. Sometimes I'm afraid the zombies are really going to get me.
You Are A Cypress Tree
You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are a Mermaid
You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else. What Mythological Creature Are You?**I'm going through some Myspace updates. I apologize for the change in crap. Here, have some Gnarls Barkley.**

cute myspace layouts

My Interests

Music, Drawing, writing, gaming, rpg's, chickens, kung fu, i hate starbucks, dorky assed online journals, the eighties..oh yeah....mmmm.....dinner rolls, chocolate, Vice City, DDR, Karaoke, singing, playing various instruments, running people over, terrorizing small animals, glasses that aren't mine, hair dye, purple, ManHunt, Silent Hill (all of them), ZOMBIES!!!, Spirals, otters, Max (oh yes, i'm interested.)

I'd like to meet:

Eric Whitacre, Danny Elfman, or Yoko Kanno. Maybe Bach...but he's dead. Serj Tankian. I wish to have his children.

Music:

dead kennedy's, blondie, no doubt, greenday, flogging molly, Drugged Up Valentine, funk and disco (fuck you i like it) New wave, punk, quiet riot, yeah, just about all hair metal. I want to kill Amy Lee. I hates that bitch, Pink Floyd.

Movies:

way of the gun, benny and joon, fear and loathing in las vegas, edward scissorhands, the cowboy bebop movie was pretty good, Uzumaki, i love japanese cinema. Suicide club was fucked up. Speaking of fucked up, I really loved Pink Floyd's The Wall.

Television:

House MD....uh.....Family Guy, Simpsons, ATHF (that's right. Acronyms), Futurama.

Books:

Battle Royale (the book and the manga), Any Chuck Palahnuik book, the never ending story, uh....does Manga count?

Heroes:

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My Blog

leeloo dallas multi-pass. muuultiiii-pass.

"...there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreens armed with...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Wed, 09 May 2007 02:25:00 PST

SMOKE YOU!

ARG!!!! GRRR!!   I had written a very well thoguht out blog, but now, it's lost to the internet sewers.   Thanks alot Microsoft. *gives bill gates the finger*...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:53:00 PST

B double O T Y oh my!

Sooooooo, here I am.  I had all kinds of witty things i wanted to type before I sat down infront of the screen but now I can't seem to think of a damned thing.  o_O The single life has prove...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

giving thanks.

Well, turkey day has come and gone.  I felt that in the midst of a dire depression and all out pout, i should at least give thanks for the stuff i'm thankful for. I am thankful for: breathing.my ...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 11:32:00 PST

Bro's before hos? sistah's before mistah's?

I knew.  i knew exactly where she was going... She didnt' want to tell me though.  Because i would have gotten mad, i'm sure. She went to see slap jesse and did her best to avoid telling me....
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:39:00 PST

i think about my vices.

I think about my vices and how hard i've tried to get over them and i wonder, "for what?"   for nothing because here i am, viceless.  nothing to buffer the pain, resentment, fear, guilt...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

they need a catagory for gay entries.

"You ever go to make a pork sausage and find there's a hair?.....and he gave me a look, that haunts me to this very day" And there's your random quote of the day!!! Any-fucking-way, I'm currently tryi...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:52:00 PST

convo.

you never love me unless you're drunk. i'm only attractive when you're drinking. you'll only touch me when you're drunk. What am I supposed to think?    It's just who I am.  It's just ...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:43:00 PST

Just when I thought I was safe.

I get an envelope in the mail.  It's got his handwriting on it and my real name.  My heart jumps.  I pick it up and inspect it.  I see the outline of a check or a money order. b...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST

are you still breathing?

I'm up and about to start my week.  I've got a fair number of things to deal with such as catching up, starting a new job, and trying to wrap up this self realization thing. here are a few things...
Posted by Zephyra, Queen of the Otters on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:45:00 PST