STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND! |
STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND AND ANSWER THESE MOTHER-FREAKING QUESTIONS:
1. If you were a cop in a small town in rural Alabama and you knew this evil American who was molesting animals / children / (th...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
MOVIES THE SANDMAN LOVES TO WATCH AD NAUSEUM |
As a professional wrestler, I'm a big fan of attending the movie cineplex...sometimes they let me in free when I ask nicely or hold a knife to their throats. I thought I might impart some of my wrestl...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
THE SANDMAN IS GOING TO EFFING KILL YOU |
SANDMAN HERE.
IT'S TIME WE TALKED . . . ABOUT ME KILLING YOU.
I AM THE SANDMAN, THE PROTOTYPE OF ALL DESTRUCTION.
I AIN'T LIKE THAT SPIDER-MAN VILLIAN NAMED THE SANDMAN WHO HAD A BAD HAIRCUT ...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
...until both parties squirted urine |
this journal is courtesy of Mr. Robert Hamburger:
Apparently, there was this ninja who was hanging out with some kid. They played basketball and ate hamburgers together. One day the kid was like ...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I SHIT OATMEAL |
DAMN...THIS GOING TO BED AT MIDNIGHT THING IS TOTALLY SHOT TO HELL. WHY CAN'T I SLEEP? NOW I REMEMBER...ITS 'CAUSE THE SANDMAN IS DAMN AWESOME. MAYBE SOMEDAY HE WILL GO UP AGAINST DORY FUNK JR. AND...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
give me a moment |
I remember it very well, as if it happened just yesterday.
You were standing over there by the sink, holding a dirty dish in your hand. You said, "The last Christian died on the cross."
I notic...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HOTLINE OUT FOR PROF. TONY SCHWA? |
This goat sucking myspace shit is really pissing me the hell off. God Lord. It seems like a bunch of fudge sickle atheist Bush haters to me. My least favorite people of the face of the earth. PROF...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Good Morning, Heartache (glib and facile) |
Dear Diary,
There have been some things on my mind of late that I need to talk about.
I need to know when all this hating is going to stop. I just can't wrap my mind around why there is so much h...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I SPEAK IN TONGUES |
Snakehandlers are awesome. They are kind of my favorite Christians ever and believe me I love Christians. I am one, in fact...yep, born again. If you don't like it then you can slip on a wet bannan...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
LAMBEER!!!!!!!!!!! |
Hello all,
As you all well know, I have become quite the sports fan of late. As a result, I have been on eBay 24/7 here lately trying to win this really sweet Bill Lambeer tee-shirt! Well, the auct...
Posted by Tommy Shitt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
