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John Avon

Now pull down your underpants and pick up the telephone...

About Me

I AM ASHCROFT!!!!!! I hav hair, lot's and i both love and loathe it both at the same time, in the morning i loathe after my shower i love. Tis different and i love that and the compliments people attempt when they see it such as "many people would kill for a perm like that" which i find amusing and comforting. The same is true of my friends minus the loathe, I love them all very much and would do almost anything for almost all. I love the morning after the night before feeling (waking up at a party) with my friends regardless of the pounding in my head because they are the paracetemol that makes me not care that im hungover but be happy at the fact im there. I love the boredom times just hanging pretending to be bored when in fact i couldn't give a shit. I love films that make you use at least one brain cell instead of just giving a line like "im gon' f**k you up brah" before crap action sequences (altho they can be kool when you can't think). I like the feel of rain as it falls and standing under the cascade and getting soaked, especially since finding out getting cold or wet doesnt give you a cold. i love the Night and the way things always look different and more foreboding in the half light and yet prettier. i love the crunch of fresh snow under my feet although i hate the rarity behind it's appearance. i love the feeling in you stomach when you see someone you like more than a friend but the feeling inside when you see good frends is just as good. i love my music regardless of what anyone may think about any of it from fatboy slim to kyuss and scissor sisters to pantera tis all good. i love the unawkward silences that you can hold with someone you regard as a TRUE friend without all the bullshit small talk that fills life, although i love the bullshit small talk too because it truly kicks ass. shitTHIS IS ONLY STAYING UP BECAUSE CERTAIN PEOPLE LIKE TO BE REMINDED OF MY GAYNESS ON WRITING IT.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Narcissism |||||| 23%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||| 24%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com MyGen Profile GeneratorIm nowhere near as alternative, mature, pretty, anti-haterz and all that rebel bullstuffz as sum peepz. I have a strange compulsion to get straight hair and a sweep fringe to be sooo different from EVERYONE, oh and wear lots of makeup and use photoshop LOADZ.

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

If you're not knowing, I'm her to let you know, it's songs for the deaf, YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR IT...: QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE ac/dc, Arctic monkeys, alice in chains, alabama thunderpussy, all boro kings, amen, audioslave, foo fighters, blur, at the drive in, oasis, rage against the machine, bloodhound gang, black sabbath, blood island raiders, BRANT BJORK , Black Crowes, Bloc Party, Butthole surfers, cathedral, cky, the clash, coldplay, corrosion of conformity, the darkness, damien rice, dead kennedys, death from above 1979, deftones, dire straits, DESERT SESSIONS, disturbed, the doors, down, drowning pool, dresden dolls, EAGLES OF DEATH METAL, eighties matchbox, electric wizard, fatboy slim, FU MANCHU, Faith no more, gorillaz, the Glitterati, guns n roses, jimi hendrix, HERMANO, him, iron maiden, Jack Johnson, jet, JOHN BUTLER TRIO Johnny cash, Kanye west, killing joke, the KOOKS, kings of leon, korn, KYUSS , Kasabian, the libertines, LA guns, led zepellin, Lemon jelly, MARS VOLTA, MARK LANNEGAN BAND melvins, metallica, MONDO GENERATOR, Mogwai, motorhead, Mudhoney, Nick oliveri, nirvana,Nine black alps, nebula, Oasis, Opeth, orange goblin, ozzy osbourne, orquestra del desierto, pantera, joss stone, soulfly, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, pearl jam, a perfect circle, probot, the rakes, Ralph myerz, Razorlight, Fatso jetson, slo burn, clutch, school of rock soundtrack, scissor sisters, SCREAMING TREES silvertide sloth, soil, snot, soundgarden, soulfly, the stranglers, system of a down, stone roses, strokes, subways, spirit caravan, tenacious d, TOOL, type o negative, velvet revolver, viking skull, winnebago deal , the pixies, prodigy, lenny kravitz .. width="425" height="350"

Movies:

favourites are empire records,donnie darko, high fidelity, fight club, snatch , lock stock and two smoking barrels, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, jackie brown, road trip, matrix, blade, interview with a vampire. foreign films like run lola run and battle royale. MyGen Profile Generator

Television:

i love being able to sit down and stare for a while until something truly engaging or vaguely amusing/ entertaining comes on, like friends, shameless, jimmy carr, simpsons, sex and the city, nip/tuck, teachers, etc MyGen Profile Generator

Books:

NICK HORNBY, stephen king, michael crichton, j.k rowling (occasionally), thomas harris, irvine welsh, MyGen Profile Generator

Heroes:

superman, spiderman, the punisher, ghost rider, super ted, batman, john MacClane, blade (not hart), radioactive man, captain scarlet, wonderwoman, the hulk, silver surfer, catwoman, flash gordon. ALL HEROES. MyGen Profile Generator

My Blog

fun in the sun

It's cold outside There's no kind of atmosphere I'm all alone More or less Let me fly Far away from here Fun fun fun In the sun sun sun I want to lie Shipwrecked and comatose Drinking fresh Mango ...
Posted by John Avon on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

man got BOYD!!!

Finally, I recieve the trashy insullt from Emydawn!!!! yeah bruv I rule. (and jenna as she helped type) Merry Christmas all!!!! ...
Posted by John Avon on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 11:56:00 PST

Russel

did you know there is a bloke called Willy Russel? well i see a picture of him every day at sociology and i think its a funny name. its funny right? im not on my own here am I? Do I need to order a ta...
Posted by John Avon on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:31:00 PST

Voodoo people

I just saw the fucking prodigy at fucking brixton academy and they were fucking amazing it was awesome and then some. keith kept on drooling which was wierd but yeah who cares the show was still excel...
Posted by John Avon on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:42:00 PST

what do you think of lifts?

well...they...have their ups and downs...  ...
Posted by John Avon on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:06:00 PST

chokesondik

I HAVE AFRO HAIR AND ITS GRRRREEEAT!!!!! I LURVE IT ANNABEL ALSO ROCKS MY FEEERREAKINNNGG SOCKS OFF. PEACE MEN. XXX PS. DOYLE, YOU SHUT UP ...
Posted by John Avon on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 10:41:00 PST

utter emo depression is killing the birds

hey will i thought this would catch your attention please feel free to comment. the same goes for you too james.
Posted by John Avon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST