Wishes and dreams...cream filled goodness...puppy love...deep greens and blues...facing the day with a smile...a wisp of satin...hardcore pornography.
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The only music I need is the sound of children laughing as they play on swings in the summer...the melancholy tones of the rusty chains against their anchors...the massive splinters each child will receive while attempting to go up the slide backwards, and the cries from the child whose debilitating case of tetanus received from the aformentioned rusty chains because his parents were too lazy or too high to take him to the doctor...the song of the seagull who has eaten bread stuffed with alka-seltzer, and the gentle melody of a dog licking its own asshole, or that of another, smaller dog...the soft undertones of a fresh-out-of-the-shower fart, and the climactical rumbling as the bathroom floor is soiled from that same fart gone bad...the splintering sound of a pushing-fifty, tree hugging, granola eating, clean living, no job having, wanna be hippie's femur as I "accidentally" hit him with a sledgehammer...and Barry Manilow.
The Big Lebowski, The Blues Brothers, Jaws, Bloodsucking Freaks, The Evil Dead, The Tao of Steve, The Station Agent, Strange Brew, Blood Simple, The Shawshank Redemption, Slap Shot, American Movie
MXC, UFC, NHL, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Any show that has people getting hurt
Hocus-Pocus, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Mother Night, Breakfast of Champions, Tropic Of Hockey, Open Net, Angela's Ashes, Cat's Cradle, Naked, The Dark Tower Series, The Real Frank Zappa, Slap Stick (Lonesome No More), Hearts in Atlantis