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Sumatran Rat Monkey

sevendoorsofdeath

About Me

As a native of Skull Island, I take great pride in my heritage. My mother was a small tree monkey and my father was a giant plague rats who happened to scurry off a passing ocean liners, swim to shore, and began raping the local monkeys. Many people have called me an unholy offspring but I think that the more they get to know me the less they have a problem with my origin.
(((WARNING!!! -READ BEFORE ANY FURTHER ACTION- A single bite from the Sumatran Rat Monkey is fatal, with even the smallest wound becoming infected and pustulous within one day's time. The victim then enters a coma-like state and passes away, only to return from death several minutes later. The reanimated corpse of the bite victim is ravenous and inhuman, with little more to guide them than simple, primal instincts. The only known cure for the bite of the Rat-Monkey is the amputation of the affected area. So please beware. -READ BEFORE ANY FURTHER ACTION- WARNING!!!)))

You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


95%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Pinhead


75%

Michael Myers


60%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Leatherface


30%

Candyman


20%

Buffalo Bill


15%

Jason Voorhees


5%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

...the people who have changed my life yet I know I will never meet (since most of them are dead): My Grandfather, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Oscar Wilde, Carl Sagan, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Brian Wilson, The Beatles, David Bowie, Steven Spielberg, Stanley Kubrick, Clark Gable, George C. Scott, Jimmie Stewart, Henry Fonda, Judy Garland, Humphrey Bogart, Katherine Hepburn, Marlon Brando, Jennifer Connelly, Ingrid Bergman, Ellen Page, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, John Candy, Akira Kurosawa, Hayao Miyazaki, Yasujiro Ozu, Chuck Yeager, Gus Grissom, of course I'm missing a few...

Music:

too many to list but let me try... The Beatles, The Beach Boys (Brian Wilson is my hero), The Doors, The Zombies, King Crimson, Buddy Holly, Cat Stevens, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Talking Heads, U2, Van Morrison, Led Zeppelin, Depeche Mode, Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Sly & The Family Stone, George Harrison, John Lennon, Madonna, My Bloody Valentine, Alice In Chains, The Sex Pistols, Beck, Arthur Brown, Björk, Blur, Oasis, Brian Eno, David Bowie, The Buggles, Carcass, Brujeria, The Cars, Cream, Derek & The Dominos, Duran Duran, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, Mike Patton (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle), Genesis, Peter Gabriel, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Guns N' Roses, Jefferson Airplane, Kate Bush, George Michael, Kraftwerk, Mansun, Marilyn Manson, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Megadeth, Micheal Jackson, Miles Davis, Stevie, Wonder, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Simon & Garfunkel, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Portishead, The Pretenders, Prince, Public Enemy, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Roy Orbison, Tori Amos, The Rolling Stones, Shellac, Porcupine Tree, Silverchair, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins, Van Halen, The Velvet Underground, Weezer, Vangelis... I could go on for hours, talking to me about it would be easier...

Movies:

Dead Alive (aka Braindead), Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead II, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Descent, Cabin Fever, Hostel, Slither, Shivers, The Thing, Tetsuo, Tetsuo II Body Hammer, Fright Night, C.H.U.D., Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army Of Darkness, Street Trash, Microwave Massacre, The Amityville Horror, The Blob, Night of the Creeps, The Re-Animator, From Beyond, Scanners, The Fly, The Brood, Creepshow, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Nosferatu, Halloween, They Live, Dark Star, Prince of Darkness, Ghost of Mars, Near Dark, The Lost Boys, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Critters, Altered States, Audition, Ichi the Killer, Three... Extremes, Dumplings, Island of Terror, King Kong (33' and 05'; crap on the 70's one), Howard the Duck, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (all of them), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original), and last but not least... Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood

Television:

the only tv I watch is videodrome... I am the Video Word made Flesh

Books:

Favorite authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Oscar Wilde, John Milton, Homer, Dante Alighieri, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Stephen Hawking, Anne Rice, Audrey Niffenegger, Orson Scott Card, Patrick Süskind, Robert McCammon, H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Bram Stoker, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, Brian Michael Bendis, Kurt Busiek, J. Michael Straczynski, Brian K. Vaughan, Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, Darwyn Cooke, Joss Whedon, Garth Ennis...

Heroes:

Just look at my music, books, and people "I'd like to meet" to figure that one out...