Mike - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I dont fuck around. I DO what I want, DO what I need to, and DO what I feel like. With that, I have a great time and fall into my precariously awesome mode. It's either you fuckin like me or not... either way I dont give shit. It's that simple. GIRAFFE'S FUCKIN' RULE!

My Interests

Vaginas.... fuck yeah. Drinking, Headbutting, anything thats frat-boy related, and rockin out!

I'd like to meet:

Don't worry about it. If I care for your existence I'll letcha know.

Music:

Anti-Flag, NOFX, Bad religion, Rancid, Hatebreed, Black-Flag, Bouncing Souls, Dropkick Murpheys, Misfits

Movies:

The Paris Hilton Porn, Mexican Made, Boondock Saints, Old School, Zoolander

Television:

Family Guy, Chappelle's Show, Judge Joe Brown

Books:

Are great for Physically and Mentally destroying people.

Heroes:

Greg Graffin, Judas, Chris 2, Dane Brigadier, and Scott Peterson

My Blog

Adventures of the Slick, Quick, and the Cloatic

Call me an ass. Careless, heartless, brutal, miscellaneous, abusive, and erectileonically dysfunctioned are the terms people use for me these days; all because of an incident that happened not too lo...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My hoodie's the one that suffered

SO I'm at this pointless 'dress up' College Frat party (full of people I dont know and could care less about) the other night w/ my friend, who also refused to dress up, and the plan was to get wasted...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST