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Ass Monkey

what exactly is a flying fuck?

About Me

I guess I could go on and on about the shit I like or whatever, but I'd rather you just ask me. If you want to know something "about me" let me know.

My Interests

Sports! Broncos Baby!!! The Avs, The Rockies, the Lakers. Well I just love all sports really. I love music. Going out with my friends, and having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Hardy

Fred Durst
John Cena

Music:

wow there are too many to list here. if you are interested, let me know.

Movies:

Way too many to list here. I just love ALL MOVIES

Television:

Mostly anything

Books:

Anything by JE.

Heroes:

First off, my little sister Kristina. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, beautiful, and full of life, she inspires me to be what I want to be! I love her sooooo much. If i didn't have her in my life, I think I would die! She is the greatest little sister and friend ever! Thanks Tina! Now, Kendra, my other little sister, one of my best friends, I can tell her anything, and not expect judgement, she's so understanding, and smart, funny, beautiful, and kind. She has a big heart, and for that, I love her! Kendra I love you! I would die without you as well. You 2 girls bring me joy and love! thanks girls.Also, my oldest friend....Benni, I don't know what I'd do without you in my life. You are smart, funny, outgoing, and gorgeous! I love you.My parents...Yes all 4 of them lol...To my mom..I love you, you make me laugh, and smile..Loren, you are like no one else I've ever knowm, you truley are unique...Dad..I know we've never been close, but I think that can change with a little give and take from both ends...Chris...you, are great, I love you, you bring me laughter, and joy.My little brother Loren II, you think outside the norm, you aren't afraid to do what you think is right, you aren't afraid of anything, and for that, you inspire me.I have to say that Jason has inspired me to be a better person. He taught me that life is short, and to not dwell on the past, and live for the moment and the future. You are wise beyond your years. I love you with all my heart monkey.I love all you guys for different reasons, you all play a vital role in my life. I would be lost without you. Thanks

My Blog

One thing I know

Is that life goes by too fast to dwell on the past. If you are not living for the moment and loving little time we have on this earth, you are wasting your time completly. I found that, I needed to ma...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:08:00 PST

Ah Crap!

The first player of this game starts with the five wierd habits or things about yourself.  People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own about five odd habits a...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 12:25:00 PST

The Real Me

I sit alone, as I contemplate my fate. What is out there for me anyway? Darkness, heartache, delusions of a happy existance? The fear of fears is what I dread. A life with some normalcy is what I need...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

Simple Plan (how could this happen to me)

I open my eyes I try to see but i'm blinded by the white light. I can't remember how I can't remember why I'm lying here tonight And I can't stand the pain And I can't make it go away No I can't stand...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:11:00 PST

artificial happiness

Some days I find myself trying to be happy by pretending to be.I sit there and laugh,Hide behind my fake smile.No one will ever know.I'm in a daze, staring off into space.Too much lurks in my mind.The...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

alone

I lay awake at night consumed by insomnia.I sit alone in the dark, Smiling at my nightmares. Something inside slowly begins to fade, Something inside lost it all.I sit isolated, In nothing but the bar...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 11:15:00 PST

Echo

EchoCome to me in the silence  of the night;     Come&nb sp;in the speaking silence of a&nbs p;dream; Come&n...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

YAY

Yay! finally life is going good. I met some new people, and they are cool as shit! Plus, and this is a BIG plus, I ran across an old friend! I missed him sooo much!! John. Man it's been forever since ...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Is it wrong?

IS it wrong to want to meet new people? to want to go out and have fun? to ride a chicken? LMAO I think I should be able to move on without having to explain myself to everybody! You people I am reffe...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:05:00 PST

Nuts

I seriously need some night time fun! I sit here, and sit here, and I have all these friends and still have nothing to do. How pathetic. I usually end up going to bed early. Life sucks big time.....Bu...
Posted by Ass Monkey on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:18:00 PST