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☆Ashmo☆

When Life Gives You Lemons Cut Them In Little Pieces And Squirt The Juice In Other Peoples Eyes Beca

About Me


Ok lets see..I'm a pretty straight forward and honest person and I expect nothing less than that in return. I'm usually pretty happy and upbeat and I love to go do different things with my friends. Really if there is anything else you want to know just ask me.




TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Name: Ashley
Birthday: May 10
Birthplace: Tucson, Arizona
Current Location: Colorado
Eye Color: grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: heinz 57
The Shoes You Wore Today: my adios
Your Weakness: putting too much trust in people and getting walked all over
Your Fears: going nowhere in life..oh and feet lol
Your Perfect Pizza: supreme or sausage and pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get my promotion at work
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and hippie
Thoughts First Waking Up: shut up stupid alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: i guess my eyes and when i style it my hair
Your Bedtime: whenever i cant keep my eyes open anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: the people that have come and gone in my life...being an innocent little kid with no worries
Pepsi or Coke: who cares
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: depends on the people..single can be more fun/naughty lol
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: anything unsweetened
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate as long as it isnt ice cream
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: heck no
Do you Swear: believe it or not no
Do you Sing: not well...only when im alone or in the car with my little sister
Do you Shower Daily: dont you?
Have you Been in Love: yep..it sucks
Do you want to go to College: done that
Do you want to get Married: sure one day
Do you believe in yourself: most of the time..depends on the situation
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in the car way up in the mountains
Do you think you are Attractive: not really..i have my days where i feel better than others
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah but only see dad every couple years
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, i love them...especially the really loud ones
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes indeed
In the past month have you Smoked: gross no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope nobody loves me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure have
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: gross no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: would you wanna see what i've got to offer? didnt think so
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i hate theaves..i work for what i've got
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: lol yes but in a joking way
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: im good thanks...not really plotting my own death here..hopefully of old age
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: sucessful and happy
What country would you most like to Visit: i've been to a lot but wanna see, Ireland, Scotland,Greece, and Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter..i tend to be attracted to dark hair though
Short or Long Hair: depends on the cut and the guy...lol no hippies if thats what you mean
Height: at least as tall as me hopefully taller
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: whatever looks good on him and he is comfortable in i guess
Number of Drugs I have taken: two
Number of CDs I own: way too many
Number of Piercings: 6, 5 are in my ears, 1 in my tongue
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to remember


 

My Interests

.... lol this guy knows the dances to every song its pretty cool.

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Music:


Everything but country


Television:


Everything you ever needed to know about me



I am...Ashley, pretty much the coolest ever
My ex-boyfriend /girlfriend...Makes me wonder what the heck i was thinking
Maybe I should....pick my nose
I love....bubble gum and puppies
I don't understand...hippies
I lost my...leg in Nam
People say I'm...a wierdo
Love is...the best and yet the worst feeling
Somewhere, someone is...taking a crap
I will always...love jews
Forever is...forever gosh
I never want to...get it in the butt
I think the current President is... Bush, gosh Idiots
When I woke up in the morning...i scratched my butt
Life is full of...hehehe want me to answer that?
My past is incredibly...EXCITING!!! ok not so much sorry
I get annoyed when...horrible singers like P. Diddy and Jessica Simpson ruin perfectly good songs
Parties are...fun but i never get invited
I wish...more people would invite me to their parties, hint hint ;)
My dog(s) is/are...smelling Diesel my other dog's butt
Kisses are the worst when... you have to wipe your face off afterwards
Tommorrow I'm going to...hell, i mean work
I really want some...fries with that
I have low tolerance for people who...fart and blame it on someone else
If I had a million dollars...I'd buy the biggest dildo i could find and slap Patrick with it

Books:


The Party Survey
Favorite Beer beer is gross
Favorite Hard Lic jagr baby
Dance y/n uh no
Favorite drinking song my sherona or anything on the radio
Favorite place to party my house or my friend's house
Favorite reason to party to get drunk duh plus its fun if your with cool people
Beer,Lic,or chron chron lic
Ever done a body shot no
Ever done a keg stand no
Ever jumped off somethin big when faded lol im scared of heights
If so what
Dress nice y/n sometimes
Got a MIP no
Got a DUI no
Most drank in one night almost everytime i drink with people cause it takes twice as much to get me drunk
Favorite cigs dont smoke
Favorite Cigars still dont smoke
Favorite people to party with friends
Fought a friend y/n yes
If so then who missy
Talk too much y/n yes
Have enough drinking stories to write a book y/n not yet but maybe someday
Puked until you fell asleep yes
Jumped over a bonfire no
Fell in a bonfire lol no
Ruined a relationship nope but i've seen someone else do it
Favorite drinking game anything with cards
Ever seen keeters balls who is keeter? hey keeter, wanna show me them?
This survey was created by KeetKeetKeet

Heroes:

Johnny Knoxville!!! I would gladly hump his leg for free!!


My Blog

naughty nursery rhymes

Mary had a little skirtwith splits right up the sidesand everywhere that Mary wentthe boys could see her thighs.Mary had another skirt'twas split right up the front...But she didn't wear that one ofte...
Posted by Ashmo on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

For Denise

Ok Denise here goes...I love my store because.....uhhh...well....hmmm....oh oh i  know cause they give me money when i go there!!! And at least i have cool people to work with as opposed to worki...
Posted by Ashmo on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

Mullets

Dude I saw some awesome mullets the other day and i just wanna say thanks to all the people who refuse to step into this decade...you continually make my day better...lol mullets rock my socks off!!!
Posted by Ashmo on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:29:00 PST