Xs

Misogyny

Today while I was in the shower I was looking disparagingly at my pathetic excuse for a facial cleanser, manufactured most likely by inept and stupid children some place in China, whose shoddy workman...
Posted by Xs on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:02:00 PST

Cheeri-o, Mr. Chancellor

Today I was standing in the cereal aisle with the other new cashier recruits, listening to a lecture given by Lisa-Marie, the 37 year old, 4 foot tall, ebonics-using trollish white woman whose father ...
Posted by Xs on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

Be still my transplanted heart

This evening I bagged the groceries of Dr Thomas Starzl, transplant pioneer. He was with his grandson and they were buying a lot of dog-bones and french cookies from the international section. He to...
Posted by Xs on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:21:00 PST

Good Night, and Good Chuck

When the Pilgrim Fathers first established their colony at Plymouth in 1620, the foremost precept that allowed them to weather their first few harsh winters was Divine Providence. I have always been ...
Posted by Xs on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 12:03:00 PST

I got 99 problems but Trisomy 21 ain't one

Like everyone else who has a shitty job and an internet connection, I suppose it's about time I told some stories about my workplace from some arrogant omniscient perspective...so here goes Since it ...
Posted by Xs on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

This entry is neither well-written nor interesting

Upon my return to Pittsburgh, I quickly came to the realization that I was in serious need of employment. I searched around for about two weeks or so, interviewing with countless temp agencies and ap...
Posted by Xs on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:27:00 PST

Nigerians love used saxophones

A response to my craigslist post :Hi i want to know the working condition of this item i want to buy it for my son in nigeria will be making payment right away,i shall also be ready to pay you through...
Posted by Xs on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:41:00 PST