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Mike

frank the tank

About Me

i'm the guy your parents warned you about but you can't stay away from. i'm all about the ladies and having an awesome time with my boys. i may seem like a dick who's only into banging hot chicks, but there's more to me than that. i'm actually a really good guy once you get to know me.

AND I HAVE AN AWESOME HOT-AS-HELL GIRLFRIEND NAMED MICHELLE!!!

My Interests

beer and bitches. fucking hot chicks. football. beer pong. kings. quarters. freakin sweet!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

rap, country, and rock

Video code provided by KEKAI BOY

Movies:

old school, the girl next door, bad santa, and anything with johhny depp or lindsay lohan's tits in it.

Television:

dave chapelle show, alias, the OC (i wanna squeeze summer's boobs), lost, smallville

Books:

maxim, playboy, fhm, stuff . . . all for the articles of course.

Heroes:

dave navarro b/c he gets to do carmen electra every night, nick lachey b/c he gets to do jessica simpson every night, that guy who married britney spears b/c he gets to do her every night, tim mcgraw b/c he gets to do faith hill every night, and any other guy who gets to do a hot chick every night.