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Maria Patricia

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?- Royal Tenenbaum

About Me

I just want to keep living and learning with enthusiasm. OUR EARTH

My Interests

I LOVE TO READ. LAUGH. EDUCATE MYSELF ABOUT OUR EARTH'S STATE OF AFFAIRS. ZOMBIES. I LIKE TO BE ACTIVE. I LOVE TO EAT, ANYTHING. MUSIC. I LOVE BEER(imports and micros only).

I'd like to meet:

Hunter Thompson, Johnny Cash, Miles Davis, Tom Waits, Jimi Hendrix, George Orwell, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Lee, Wes Anderson, David Ike and Micheal Jackson of course(so i could cut him). Ravi Shankar, Mohotma Gandhi, Bob Dylan, Jim Morrison, anyone who has had an affect...
____________________________________________________Self-imp ortance is our greatest enemy. Think about it- what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone. -Carlos Castaneda

Music:


The Mars Volta
The Stooges
RADIOHEAD
Buena Vista Social Club
Hendrix
Ravii Shankar
Postal Service
Wesley Willis
Elliot Smith
Jane's Addiction
Weezer
Nappy Roots
The Cure
Zeppelin
Beck
Beta Band
Jethro Tull
Miles Davis
Tool
Perfect Circle
Primus
The Clash
Sex Pistols
The Misfits
Modest Mouse
Talib Kwali
Dose One
Jedi Mind Tricks
RJD2
DJ Koala
DJ Shadow
Mos Def
Outkast
G Love and Special Sauce
Johnny Cash
Nirvana
Tiger Army
The Doors
Fiona Apple
Why?
Bob Dylan
Bjork
Anti-flag
Me First_
The Beatles
The Misfits
Freestyle Fellowship
A Tribe Called Quest
The Beastie Boys
David Bowie
The Velvet Underground
Joy Division
Sonic Youth
Neil Young
Devo
El-p
pretty much anyone on Anticon or Definitive Jux
Tenacious D
Rage Against the Machine
Bloodhound Gang
Violent Femmes
Tom Waits
almost any DJ just outta respect
this could go on forever...

Movies:


INDEPENDANT AND FOREIGN FILMS AND A SELECT FEW MAINSTREAM FILMS. HOLLYWOOD SUCKS THOUGH.
Royal Tenenbaums
I heart Huckabees
CQ
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Slackers
American Psycho
High Fidelity
Let's go to Prison
Run Ronnie Run
Secretary
Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Vanilla Sky
Full Metal Jacket
Beetleguise
Office Space
Freddy got Fingered
Bio Dome
Requiem for a Dream
Return of the Dragon
All David Lynch films
28 Days Later
Dawn of the Dead(old and new versions)
Re-animator
Pitch Black
Habre los Ojos
City of God
Altered States
Jacob's Ladder
Brick
Clockwork Orange
Soilent Green
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
High Fidelity
Anchorman
Borat
Elf
Edward Scissorhands
Donnie Darko
Nightmare before Christmas
Porn
Cronicas
Super Troopers
Office Space
Grandma's Boy
Mallrats
Clerks
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II
South Park Movie
Team America
Being John Malkovich
Ichi the Killer
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Big White
Zoolander
Motorcycle Diaries
ANY KUNG FU FILM EVER!!(Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, especially Drunken Master, and of course Jet Li, and any other bad asses)
A Snake of June
Jumping Jack Flash
to be continued...

Television:

Fuck TV (except...)
Adult Swim
Mr. Show
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Rob and Big
Alli G
Flavor of Love
Dr. 90210
Mystery Science Theater 2000
Twilight Zone
A Team
Tenacious D
Are you being served
South Park
Six Feet Under

Books:

I LOVE TO READ! DO YOU?
1984
The Catcher in the Rye
The Great Gatsby
Life of Pi
Adventures of Don Juan
Don Quixote
anything Hunter Thompson writes is excellent
Any Jack Kerouac Novels
The Bell Jar
many, many more...

Heroes:

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TUNNEL VISION, YOU KICK ASS.
BILL HICKS
Bruce Lee
Mohotma Gandhi
Margaret Mead
George Orwell
Carlos Castenada
Dave Chappelle
Frida Calo
Che Guevara

My Blog

thankskilling

ahh thanksgiving....a folklore about civility between the natives and the pilgrims. never fucking happened. only genocide. turkey's good though, and mashed potatoes, oh, and corn....
Posted by Maria Patricia on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST

paved paradise

so, I am town for a while.....it sucks ass. as i re-entered spokane i started to feel ill. dirty minds, dirty people, dirty streets, and dirty clouds.....it seems like i am always trying to escape the...
Posted by Maria Patricia on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:55:00 PST

What the business?

Gluttony, obesity, laziness, instant gratification. Epidemics in this nation. Can people not see the big picture? Giving in to our selfish, and impatient urges warrants no long term benefits. Good thi...
Posted by Maria Patricia on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST