Duncan

My Name: Duncan Edward Logan Hardee My Profession: Secret Agent - For the past 12 years I have been training with the IRA... since I was a five year old. They taught me the Irish Cant, how to kill a man with two fingers in twelve seconds from six paces, and how to distill whiskey. My secret messages are encoded in Gaelic, which means even the people I'm sending them to have an incredibly hard time deciphering them. Though my birthday was recorded as August Twenty-second, Nineteen EightyEight !Aight!, at Rex hospital, the truth is that I was found floating down the Black River, and they sent me to America on a cheese boat, and placed me in the arms of willing adoptive parents. They told them the stork brought me. Where he brought me from, they could only guess. My current location - Atlantic Beach, 12 feet away from the water at low tide - I can see the bottom of the sound no joke! Only one step away for the unification and independence of a real Ireland! Agent Statistics - Agent "Logan" has blue irises with a ring of Gold around the Pupil. He has incredibly blonde curly hair, the ringlets make him look innocent, useful for infiltration of middle-aged mothers houses. Height is modulated from 5' 11" to 5' 8" depending on situation. Well-Shaped Feet. Ambidextrous, lean, and with skin creamy enough to hide his negro ancestry. Variety of skills that include method acting, diversionary tactics, high alcohol tolerance, acrobatics, and a high level of analytical thinking. That was fun. Hey guys! My name is Duncan. I admit that I have a few negligible weaknesses - Women, Self-Image, Obsessive Cleanliness, Hypercriticality, Comfortable Places, Large Crowds - and a couple minute fears - utter terror of being living unproductively, being forgotten, chained, losing my sense of self, losing my sense of hearing, suddenly accosted by spiders - but on the whole I really am just a normal guy who loves and never wants to forget how wonderful the world really is. I would like to have my band - Absence Of Karma or something like that - performing, sending our demo out to a few labels, and entering into NCSA, very soon. Must remember what my dreams are... "Closing my eyes in the middle of Cary Towne Center, and continuing to walk, but slowly traveling upwards - walking on air" A Few interesting facts about me : Normally I fall asleep when the sun goes down. I like to go to bed early and get up early. But I can extend my sleepfast till however long I remain interested in being awake. I hate dating. I hate sweet tea. I hate soda... Mr. Pibb or DP is alright enat if it's really cold, and sprite mixed with juices is good though. I also like to drink things - hot or cold - with caffeine at night time. Though I can only eat such tiny drugs and little else. For instance, I love Chocolate, but I will never eat it anymore out of sympathy for those who can't... It just hurts my heart. Besides, my body is Temple. I will try everything once, for sure, but I will not try it until I am enlightened and no longer would be subject to it's mortal sway. Some sample questions people have asked me in lieu of drugs - In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No. I won't go near that poison. In the past month have you Smoked: Maybe I haven't explained myself... In the past month have you been on Drugs: ...Maybe if I answer yes they will leave me alone. That's what you want to hear isn't it! Bitch. Anyway, I love to sing, though not well, but all the time. I let my voice sonorate through the halls of my school and echo with the particle of god. I think that arts are a higher form of existence. Until you have learned to rock out and sit by yourself, playing guitar and wailing, felt the blood pumping inside and stood, holding your sacrifice for the gods of rock bleeding in your hands, please, don't ask me if I've ever done drugs. Cause the high I am on constantly is more Nirvanic that three tootsie rolls smoked in a woo-blunt with a morphine high. God is with me. I have been in love Three times. Once it killed me, Twice it saved me, and the Third time it set me free. For some common goals in relation to social status and love and life... all that crap, I Do want to go to college. I Do Not want to get Married - at least not in the typical sense of the word. I don't believe in ceremony, and I know that being married to me would be a burden for my wife, because I am not a tame soul. But I do seek comfort and collaboration, and one of my fondest unreachable dreams is simply being a father and a husband, going to a menial job every day, and living a quiet life. And I Do believe in myself: I have very little else to believe in. This does not mean I think I am handsome. I have large ego and am very insecure - but I have been told that I am attractive. Beauty is truly a relative thing. I'm fit and have and angular face. But I think that my chin is too rounded, and if my mouth and my chin were extended, I would be handsomer. What the fuck am I talking about. I answered these queries on a survey - Are you a Health Freak: Yes. Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them. I often go dancing and singing incoherent songs words under their sweet envelope - freaks my mom out to no extent. She keeps on yelling, " Duncan! Come back in here, before you get struck by lightning! NOW!" Do you play an Instrument: Mandolin, Bongos, Congas, Djembe, Tablas, Tambura, Guitar, Bass, Organ, Piano, Diatonic Harmonica, Chromatic Harmonica, Navajo Flute, slide incorporation on string instruments. So in short, yes. - Break from survey. My real strength is in my versatility and love of styles. I can play along with almost anything - my outstanding pride. I also am a very capable songwriter. It only took me eighteen years of living and five years of composing, but what do you know, now I'm actually pretty good at it. Back to the Survey - In the past month have you gone on a Date: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WTF, WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN!!! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hate malls. They are so shallow, empty, devoid of any meaning or substance. In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No. I think I have had four though. In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes. Word Out To Walker for supplying me. In the past month have you been on Stage: Define "stage". Is that a new designer drug or something. I'll take some. - End of survey. It gets pretty personal after that... And I don't really feel like sharing... I'm just joking. I believe that skinny dippin' is awesome, and I will go tonight, though it has been really cold lately, winter and all when I wrote this. But tonight, I will do it, just because. Speaking of illegal things in the state of NC, I stole a gumball from inside a broken machine in a food lion once. But I couldn't eat it. So I returned it like an hour later, and told the manager that the gumball machine was broken. I'm a good little boy. I also have a Veronican theorey that everyone is bisexual. This really pisses off both gay and straight people - and some bi people, how bizarre! But when thinking about it, I believe society is just afraid of gay people, and gay people feel so victimized that belonging to a club of kindred spirits sounds pretty cool. Everyone in this world has the capacity to be attracted to at least one member of each gender. Try and say no to that, you'll only look like a fool, I'm telling ya. This is probably going to get me killed, mouthing off like that. and not in a cool way either. I'd like to go out in style. If I was going to die I would want to go free falling from an airplane into the ocean. Painful as hell, but, it would be nice to fly once. untill then I don't want to grow up. And before I die I would like to visit India, Japan, Brazil, Iran, and my home... Ireland. In a Boy/Girl... I want anything, and nothing. I love everyone. I am sort of conflicted on this one. I am a serial monogamist, but also an advocate of free love. I am a mental sex freak, but I am chaste. Isn't that funny. My dad calls me "hardway hardee" for crap like that. But if I did want a Boy/Girl, I would want one with any eye color - But eyes are very important. Any hair color too: Texture is much more important than color. Though I do long for strong vibrant colors. Dark brown wavy hair, an unkempt shock of short boyish black hair, a long full luxurious crown of liquid golden undulating strands. Redheads are pretty bitchin too - Might be my fave. Could be short or long hair, as long as the person can rock it. - I stole that from a guy named Ian. Represent Mothafucka! As for the clothes, well, it's what's under the clothes that counts. ;b JK. I actually think a well developed sense of style is extremely awesome and attractive. But style can be anything from earthy to spacey and all placeys in between. It depends on the body type and personality of the girl... Or guy. Woops. I have been answering these questions for girl the entire time. I didn't really think about the "In a Boy/Girl" part... hmmm. I just naturally think about females. Sorry dudes. I will incorporate you on the next one. I do think I would be freaked out by a girl taller than me, though. OOOOHHH! Check these question out, I found this one on one of those inane tests they give to determine your outlook - Weight Desired In A Girl?: Who the fuck makes these questions... Maroon, nobody is going to answer that and not get killed. Number of Drugs I have taken: About seven. Don't get excited, they were all prescribed. I can picture my friend So jumping for joy being like, "Now we can share everything!" Number of CDs I own: 80 or so. I am underfunded for an appropriate cd collection. Number of Piercings: You really are a dim light aren't you. Jesus, this testmaker just does not refer to my previous statements. Number of Tattoos: No com - you asshole. Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing. Everything is for the best, as long as you believe it is. Well that's it for this. Just some general facts about me. 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